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resentment is not jealousy
justice is not revenge
complacency makes you complicit
wine in your stanley cup doesn’t make it water
jesus take the wheel is not fsd
rev the eng
*bass drop*
brush your hair and quit drooling on yourself
you look like you smell like spoiled milk
💣
I say “because it got to the point where it was just boobs for the sake of boobs” and this loud fucking jackass decided to flaunt his illiteracy in everyone’s face.
RUDE.
When I was in high school I started working at McDonald’s, a family owned and operated franchise, the summer before my senior year so like May 1999. I started at the same time as this girl named Kristen. Now the manager had three kids, and her two daughters were…
It’s always ME who needs the “attitude adjustment” or is “just a negative person” or “needs to learn to get along with people” or “no one’s done a fucking thing to me”.
I’m only allowed to emote when it’s positive, then they take the credit for being funny. Otherwise, fuck me.
anxiety wasn’t my vibe (bad memories on the beat tbf)
alter ego was tho
and i def fucks w the swamp
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about a month or so ago it was raining idk if that had something to do with it but i saw a bird land on a pole, get electrocuted, and fall dead to the ground with such a *thud* it was one of the wildest things i’ve ever seen there was like half a dozen birds and then this one ☠️
Dos Loaf
She’s started coming over here every night shortly after I come back. 😭 This is her responding to me asking her to pose for the camera.
Feral twins 👯♀️
In other news the pesky DM notification from the last CN’d post I liked has finally gone away a week later. 😂 Thank fuck for small favors.
I guess some things just aren’t that simple. 🤪
