KB

All the Eldest Daughters should get a special presale code for the next tour.

I’m a single issue voter and it’s getting the man in front of me in line to vote to stop vaping.

Is @SteveKornacki going as @GymnastSteve for halloween and vice versa? Inquiring minds need to know!

show 👏 the 👏 medal 👏 ceremonies

Yes or no, Joe Alwyn is 24 mins into streaming the Eras Tour by himself with a glass of wine?

I wonder what ESPY Taylor Swift will win this year.

Cannot wait to watch the Real Housewives rejects compete for the heart of a 72 year zaddy. It’s a perfect storm.

Easily a Top 3 holiday.

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly has the same PR team as Conscious Uncoupling.

Me prepped for Twitter tonight after binge watching Succession in four days.

Does everyone have a mediocre cereal that they are obsessed with that some ex-boyfriend introduced them to or is it just me? Me and my love affair with Cracklin’ Oat Bran.

The truest testament to my quality of friends is that none of them use Instagram Notes.

My kind of alphabet aerobics. 😎

Big Green Wave girl.

I have beef with @MichelleObama. She’s dressing like a goddess and giving normal people the idea that they too can wear fashion cargo pants. And I just don’t think everyone can.

Nothing like looking up the weather at Machu Picchu in December to out a Hallmark Christmas movie plot hole.

Thank god there's not a Google Search Wrapped.

My therapist got bangs and I absolutely made a joke about her asking her therapist if she should get bangs.

The Twitter drama has very Y2K energy. Will ATMs work tomorrow?