Author. Cool Aunt. Podcast Host. Destroyed some souls with my magic fingers once upon a time. I reserve the right to block whoever I want to.

Colorado, USA
Joined March 2009
Kat Halstead retweeted
people who infantilize elizabeth holmes and blame everything on autism and sexual assault are going to get scammed out of their houses when they’re 60
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My clients vetoed me dressing as Minnie Mouse for Halloween. The kids on my morning van all voted on Circus Ringleader.
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My dishwasher is finally fixed!!!! I've been waiting way too long for it to be fixed. But finally!! Like it must've gotten done right before I got home too.
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Happy Birthday to Hurricane Sami and Father Eric.
#OnThisDay in 1984, Marlena gave birth to Samantha Gene and Eric Roman Brady #ClassicDays #Days #DaysofourLives
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2026 the year women keep sympathizing with dangerous women. I'm tired of this nonsense.
You Can See Everything is the best PR Holmes has ever gotten. She wanted a documentary that would make people sympathize with her. She got one. We've been manipulated. SHE WON.
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Yeah, still not a Stella fan. #chicagofire
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Time to dive into the vault for classic AVSP episodes.
🎃📺 It's a Very Special Halloween! 👻 From the Conners' legendary Halloween pranks to the Nine-Nine's competitive heists, creepy childhood classics, slashers, witches, and some seriously bizarre television moments, we've covered it all! We're opening the A Very Special Podcast
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This might be one of the slimiest defense attorneys we've had on #LawAndOrder
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Kat Halstead retweeted
Why they shot Vince like that.. #LawAndOrder
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They really killed off my boy Vince. 😭😭😭 #LawAndOrder
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I requested the day Doomsday opens off from work. It was the fastest I've ever had a PTO day approved. Honestly considering how many of my requests have been denied lately I was shocked.
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To be fair I think they recently let a bunch of people go. I know of at least 3 people who were terminated on Tuesday. wasn't really surprised by it though.
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My boy didn't want to plan Uno with his sister today...he licked me. #rbtlife
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Kat Halstead retweeted
Tuned in for a Throwback Dub 🤩📺
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Carisi is an idiot and I hope that Nick eventually sees it and deals with him.
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Why I did a sleep study the other night.
I feel there’s a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time I sleep I don’t sleep that sleep.
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It broke my heart this morning when I heard my clients Mom begging for him to start talking. 💔 Bestie boy uses a few words, but he mostly uses his AAC or sign. He will talk your ear off with that AAC though.
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Kat Halstead retweeted
when i see a ship i don't like, i think "hm, i don't like that ship" then i don't engage with content about that ship. y'all should try it sometime idk
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Coworker: I want it to snow!! ME: No thanks, I don't want to be freezing cold.
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