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Oslo
Joined April 2010
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Hey @grok, concise no spin. What nationality would Jesus be if he was born today in 2026? Nationality only.
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Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.
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You know what would be nice? ONE SINGLE FUCKING CONSEQUENCE!
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BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP RECEIVES EXXON PEACE PRIZE
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Kasper Steen retweeted
Hey @grok remove the pedophile and baby killer from this photo.
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this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
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After robbing a few banks this morning I’m resuming my life as a law-abiding citizen and will regard any police interference as unprovoked harassment.
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In a new statement, Hamas says it has fully abided by the ceasefire agreement signed in Sharm el-Sheikh on 9 October 2025, under the sponsorship of Egypt, Qatar, Turkiye, and the US, while Israel has “deliberately and repeatedly” violated the deal from day one. The movement stated that it has provided mediators with documented evidence, photos, and lists of violations. 1. Targeting civilians Hamas accused Israeli forces of “deliberately targeting civilians in permitted areas,” resulting in 46 Palestinians killed and 132 injured as of 2:30 p.m., with half of the casualties being women, children, and the elderly. Among the victims was the Abu Shaban family, which was completely wiped out in a single attack. Hamas said these acts are part of Israel’s ongoing efforts to “undermine the agreement.” 2. Encroachment beyond the yellow line The statement said Israeli forces continue to control and attack within an area 600 to 1,500 meters beyond the agreed “yellow line,” firing artillery, using drones, and blocking the return of displaced civilians. Hamas said the targeted zone covers around 45 square kilometers, calling this a “flagrant breach of the withdrawal line.” 3. Blocking humanitarian aid Hamas accused Israel of severely restricting humanitarian access, including a near-total ban on key food items such as meat, poultry, and livestock. Fuel deliveries reached only 7.1% of agreed levels, and entry of agricultural inputs and solar equipment was also blocked. Additionally, the Zikim crossing was closed, further choking aid delivery. 4. Preventing infrastructure repair The group said Israel has blocked the entry of essential equipment for restoring electricity, water, sewage, and communications networks, as well as construction materials and cash liquidity for banks. It also barred medical and civil defense equipment, delaying critical reconstruction efforts. 5. Prisoner commitments Hamas said Israel continues to delay the release of women and children from its prisons, has failed to provide accurate lists of detainees or the names of hundreds of Palestinians whose bodies remain withheld, and has blocked families of released detainees exiled abroad from leaving the West Bank to reunite with their loved ones. The statement added that prisoners have faced systematic abuse, including beatings, torture, and humiliation even after their release. 6. Abuse of bodies Hamas said it received the bodies of 150 Palestinians, some of whom were handcuffed, blindfolded, or showed signs of execution and crushing under Israeli machinery. Many of the bodies remain unidentified. Hamas demanded the urgent entry of DNA testing equipment and heavy machinery to recover additional bodies still trapped under rubble, stressing that these actions are war crimes and crimes against humanity that require international accountability. Hamas reaffirmed its full commitment to the agreement and urged mediators to pressure Israel to respect and implement all its terms. It held Israel fully responsible for any deterioration or collapse of the ceasefire and called on the international community to act urgently to stop these violations and ensure the deal’s enforcement.
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Actor Robert De Niro on Donald Trump: “He has no empathy. He’s an alien. And he wants to hurt this country. It’s something deeply psychological in him. He wants to hurt people, he wants to hurt this country. I don’t understand the people in his cabinet. How they can live with themselves after what they’ve allowed him to do?”
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Me: Israel massacred civilians again. Hasbarists: YELLOW LINE YELLOW LINE YELLOW LINE Imagine thinking this is a good argument. Imagine thinking it's perfectly reasonable to blow up a car full of children if they cross a made-up invisible line. Think about how dehumanized Palestinians would have to be in your mind to think this is a sane and reasonable position to have. To believe deadly force via heavy war machinery is a perfectly fine way of administering crowd control. Imagine if that was happening in your country. If police just blew up your vehicle if you accidentally turned onto a one-way street or made an unauthorized U-turn. If they could send a drone to go pick you off if you were walking down a street they didn't think you should be on. You'd never stand for it. You'd demand they find other ways to direct traffic besides deadly force. "How about some signs?" you would say. "How about using verbal warnings and loudspeakers? How about road blocks? How about just not fucking murdering a vehicle full of kids for moving in an unauthorized way?" But because it's Palestinians, it never occurs to them that this should be the expectation. Palestinians deserve to be executed for the slightest transgression against the most arbitrary restriction. Israel does this all the time, and its defenders are fine with it. During the aid distribution at GHF sites Israeli soldiers have told the Israeli press that they were ordered to fire upon anyone who moved in an unauthorized way, killing starving civilians every single day for seeking food. During the last "ceasefire" at the beginning of the year civilians would routinely get murdered for taking a donkey cart down the wrong road or whatever. That's the sort of thing people support of they stand by Israel. Supporting Israel is an innately racist and murderous position, because you support murdering Palestinian civilians for reasons you would never accept your own people being killed for.
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The world is preoccupied with finding a way to recover the bodies of 19 Israeli captives, while more than 10,000 people from #Gaza remain missing beneath the rubble of their homes — entire families. No one has asked about their fate.
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I've lived in Nepal during a few months, a stunning country that's really dear to my heart. I was notably there during the 2015 earthquake, a time when one of the main leaders of the current "Gen Z" protests (Sudan Gurung, who founded Hami Nepal) lost a child, which was the trigger for his activism. I've seen the corruption. In fact the truth is that formal government structures barely function in much of Nepal - outside major cities, the state is more theoretical than real. It was crystal clear during the earthquake, but also at other times. For instance I've seen, with my own eyes, that when a petty crime occurs, people don't call the police but resort to mob justice by default (and it's not pretty). The people are left to care for themselves almost entirely on their own. Additionally, Nepal has the single most challenging geography in the world which, despite everything you hear about countries having agency, shapes virtually every aspect of national development. Nepal has: 1) the world's most difficult terrain, 2) the world's strongest storms (because all the clouds from the Indian subcontinent come crashing into the Himalayan wall). I've experienced dozens and, believe me, it's scary: village streets are transformed in torrential rivers in a matter of minutes. 3) regular earthquakes (how do you think the Himalayas got created?), 4) is landlocked, 5) is a buffer state between 2 great powers 6) is at India's mercy for virtually all imports and exports (due to the Himalayan barrier with China); which I witnessed firsthand when India brutally decided to impose a blockade after the 2015 earthquake (to express disagreement with a constitutional amendment), making a horrible humanitarian disaster even far worse Good luck with all that... To say that steering such a country towards prosperity would take extraordinary statesmanship is the understatement of the century. I see many people reflexively saying that the current protest movement is a US-backed color revolution (with, having briefly looked into it, no convincing proof that I could identify). I'm not so sure, given the country's crushing constraints. What would even be the point of orchestrating a color revolution in a place with such geography? Protesters' apparent enthusiasm for Balendra Shah (hindustantimes.com/world-new…), Kathmandu's mayor, further undermines the color revolution theory. He's a Nepali anti-India patriot with zero background related to the West, who won the mayor race as an independent in 2022 on a platform of fixing drains and fighting corruption. He's not promising to realign Nepal with the West; he's promising functioning traffic lights and demolishing illegal buildings - and he won't even lead the protests, claiming he's beyond the Gen Z age bracket. A color revolution with a chosen leader who doesn't want to lead, and whose "patriotic" views are inconvenient to US foreign policy? Hard to believe. But for the sake of argument, let's say it's true: what would the US gain? Even at the height of colonial land-grabbing, after having won the Anglo-Nepalese War (1814-16), the British - which colonized rocks in the Atlantic just to have them - took a hard pass on colonizing Nepal. Though they were impressed by the Gurkha fighters who, to this day, form regiments in the British Army (which incidentally adds yet another handicap: Nepal's finest fighters are contractually obligated to other nations). Occam's razor means that the more likely truth is that Nepal's dysfunction doesn't require foreign orchestration - its circumstances guarantee it for free. And in any case, the point is largely moot because even a successful color revolution would be a Pyrrhic victory for everyone involved. The US would gain influence over a government that can't govern, in a country in which you can't base meaningful assets, and from which you couldn't project power over China anyhow (there are 8km high mountains in between...). India wouldn't care - they've already proven they can economically strangle any Nepali government that displeases them. China would shrug behind its Himalayan wall. And the Nepali people would wake up the next morning with the same impossible geography, the same dependence on India, the same unforgiving terrain. I don't want to end this post on such a deterministic note, and make it sound like Nepal is condemned to a fate of perpetual misery. The Nepali people I met were among the most resilient, ingenious, and warm-hearted I've encountered anywhere. They've survived everything geography throws at them with remarkable grace. If any population could eventually find a way to make the impossible merely difficult, it would be them. The protests, whatever their origin, show this: that despite the odds, the young generation still believes in a better future for their country. That, in and of itself, is the most important fact about these protests - more important than who organized them or what foreign powers think. And that spirit, if channeled properly, is perhaps the most important asset Nepal has that doesn't depend on geography or geopolitics. Last word: please go visit Nepal. Visit Everest base camp. Visit the birthplace of Buddha. Take a trek in the blooming Rhododendron forests of the Annapurna. Go watch some of the last wild rhinoceros of Asia. Eat some of those delicious momos. Your tourist dollars won't solve Nepal's structural issues, but they'll meaningfully help real people living real lives, and you'll have the trip of a lifetime in the process. Geography might have dealt Nepal a difficult hand for development, but it also created one of the world's most extraordinary places and people.
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Kasper Steen retweeted
i actually feel like i’m going insane
The United Kingdom says it supports Israel’s right to self-defense.
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Trump officially entered the psychotic emperor phase. He’s not coming back. The Pope image was it. That was the line. He crossed it and kept walking. This isn’t trolling anymore. This is clinical delusion. The tariffs on movies. Reopening Alcatraz. These aren’t policies. This is a man deep in a psychotic loop thinking revenge is leadership and trolling is governance. He’s in a feedback loop with his cult. Every time he does something more insane, MAGA cheers louder. And every cheer convinces him he’s still the chosen one. So he takes it further. And further. He’s not trying to win. He’s trying to feel worship. He’s not making decisions. He’s playing dress-up in his own hallucination. And the worst part? His cult loves it. Because they’re broken like him. Because in their minds, every delusion he has is another way to “own the libs.” This is the loop now. The psychotic, delusional, final act. And MAGA is clapping along like it’s a church revival. No one’s driving the bus anymore. They’re just throwing gasoline and screaming kumbaya and Hallelujah.
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I've just had an operational misunderstanding and buried fifteen of my neighbours and their car in my back garden. 🙃
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Kasper Steen retweeted
Larry David writing a NYT guest essay as a man having dinner with Hitler, just to roast Bill Maher as a smug, self-important clown, is the stuff of comedy legend.
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If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
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