Don't cry during your Emmys speech... It's tacky #playthemusic

I'm happy I got to speaker dance one last time. 💃🏼@aurorabanff thanks for 3 fun, legal years!

I think @SafewayCanada puts every slow employee at the Kensington Safeway, and it's not cool

#BachelorFinale how many barn weddings are there going to be this year?....

#BachelorNation sister wives?

@jiliandietrich jilis,

@jiliandietrich trockenbernolesedekshcnrke

To the awesome busker singing in the ctrain station. If I wasn't a broke student I would have giving you some money. You were awesome🎼

"I need to get blood taken soon to make sure I don't have HIV or something" Morgan Tangen. At least she's pretty

I want halloween to last forever because I'm not ready for Christmas carols yet

@jiliandietrich not sorry

@jiliandietrich 🙅👃 that's me, no nose

My stress level would go down if they just assigned halloween costumes... #outofideas

Sir you look 30 years old. Don't you think you're a little old to be making sexual banana jokes?

I'm hate to say it, but this train smells like the BHA house...

Laundry machine minutes are way longer then regular minutes.... #tidesport #laundry #

I had no cavities now I have like 15.... #classic

I went, I hated it, I won't go again #foamparty

Saturday morning in Banff, (during bike fest) and Safeway only has 2 tills open... @SafewayCanada #comeon