@karpchy

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Joined June 2017
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Harry@hdwmovies14h
when i send a reel to the groupchat and nobody reacts to it
ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻@EPM106Oct 19
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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i hate intrusive thoughts cause i held my boyfriend’s p*nis like a microphone, and said: “reporting live from the BBC” lmao
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VEEZE
@CbfwVeeze14h
nigga slapped his btch she looked at me I looked at my phone and wrote this post
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M.@blndvntOct 19
was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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“Lately” and i’ve aura farmed since i was a child
Nephelim736 |Acting CEO of CupidBachi #RiderBachi@Nephelim73616h
Replying to @BenThing2
How are you so tuff lately
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lol, it’s 2026, women billionaires exist. MacKenzie Scott has donated $26B and almost nothing to women’s health research. Stop these patriarchy-induced takes.
Val💋@thebalkanauntOct 18
I don’t want flying cars. I want more research into women’s health.
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Sigurdur Nordal
@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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for 7 years I thought he was just strapping the shield. This nigga’s arm was SPLIT OPEN
MARVEL HOUSE
@JadeeslikeOct 19
Avengers: Endgame
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Hii sikumbuki nikiandika
၊||၊ cjkreates ၊||၊@cjkreate_sOct 19
Replying to @me_right_now_w_
"Njaa ya kesho Mungu ndio anaijua, lakini njaa ya leo inaniumiza tumbo." — Juliani
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Who put this shit on my TL man 😭😭
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France's future is being decided now.
Emmanuel Macron
@EmmanuelMacron9 Aug 2020
Lebanon's future is being decided now.
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And why would you tell all of Twitter this
mike@MlKEYYYYYOct 18
Girl I made out with at the bar over the summer ig story is full of her friends wishing her a happy 18th im going to be sick
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Ouch.
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🪖@kaiyydeOct 19
I like you alive🫠
𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆
@Laura_arma_ni_Oct 19
He said he likes blondes so I dyed my hair black..idgaf what men like.
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All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill
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& no ring how good is it sista
💚@tayke_yourtimeOct 17
My coochie good that’s why i got 2 baby dads😫😫😹🤣
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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Jungle@jwaweruhOct 19
Teams zimetoka relegation huwa unajua tu.
Nwanyi Oma✨️@_wamweaOct 19
Na mliambiwa good morning leo ama mko tu?
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I got inspired by Amerix nikaanza poultry farming. In a few months nilikua na almost 1k grown chicken with no market. I had to find amerix for more guidance nikapata ameniblock😭
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@Kamau266Oct 18
Those failed farming stories zinakuanga hilarious asf.Huwa mnahide your tears behind comedy.
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