@karbonbased

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Joined April 2020
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I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy
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Arnold Bernault
@ahitposterOct 17
it should be your life’s goal to never find yourself in a situation like this you must maintain at all times at least two degrees of separation from anyone who appears in a video like this one
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@Tma_420Oct 16
Bored ape yacht club
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Circe
@vocalcryOct 17
“Having class” is one of those elegant, bourgeois values that greases the wheels of society that you don’t need past a certain level of wealth. It’s not that you “can’t” buy it, it’s that you don’t need to.
Carolina ❤️‍🔥
@realCarola2HopeOct 16
Why does Lauren Sánchez always look so vulgar? There’s a difference between being wealthy and having class, and no amount of money in the world can buy the latter.
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I love my 7-9 year younger wife
Jake Kozloski
@jakozloskiOct 8
Men with wives 7-9 years younger have an 11% lower mortality than men married to women their own age. For wives, any age gap raises mortality. A husband 7-9 years younger raises it by 20%. Study of almost 2 million Danish couples: doi.org/10.1353/dem.0.0106

How does the age gap between partners affect their survival?

Abstract. I use hazard regression methods to examine how the age difference between spouses affects their survival. In many countries, the age difference between spouses at marriage has remained...

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My wife while I'm trying to cut
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daniel (tbd era)@danielluo_piOct 16
zoo photography is supposed to be one of the cheapest hobbies in the world. anyway, i decided how much my recent trip to the san diego zoo cost me. vacheron constantin overseas perpetual calendar (le): $132,000 iphone camera: free with phone zoo admission: $0 (on ebt)
Hank
@HankFrankOct 14
Running is supposed to be one of the cheapest sports in the world. Anyway, I decided to calculate how much it cost me to run the Chicago Marathon. Including the full retail value of EVERYTHING I was wearing on race day. RACE DAY GEAR Garmin watch: $1,199.99 Oakley Meta Vanguards: $499 SOAR racing singlet: $295 ASICS racing shoes: $269.99 Bandit half tights: $125 Handheld bottle: $30 Running socks: $18 RACE DAY FUELING 7 SiS gels: $18.69 Maurten Bicarb: $17.50 2 LMNT packets: $3 Electrolyte drink mix: $2 RACE WEEKEND Flights for 2: $1,593.60 Airbnb (3 nights): $970.25 Marathon entry: $266 Race insurance: $42.56 Uber/Lyft: $195.45 Public transit: $7.50 3-day carb load (estimated): $100 MarathonFoto: $94.95 TOTAL OF EVERYTHING LISTED: $5,748.48 You can judge me for the $1,200 watch, but I’ll defend the $94.95 race photos every single time. Running is free, though.
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LB@looksbizarreOct 16
This is the most deranged logo in the history of advertising.
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D.A.R.E Capo@YungYinkvOct 16
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Michael Kandel
@K_A_N_D_E_LOct 16
an AI comedian stole my joke. here's how I got "her" to stop
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Jimmy DeLuca, MBA@JimmyDeLuca6Oct 16
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showed them my twitter account and now i don't have to do jury duty ever again
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I have a deep appreciation for the fact women are squeezing into 21st century butt corsets to make themselves better shapes Within all our modernity, an echo of the Victorian era sings so loud
doomer
@uncledoomerOct 16
are we really all gonna pretend that this isnt kind of a weird design choice
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martin crackhorn@bobsleighiyt1Oct 16
Replying to @karbonbased @gunmetalcosine
You are a clown
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Fellas is it jestering to have a personality and ask a girl out on a date?
Truff Tella@TellaTruffOct 16
Replying to @karbonbased
Ya sure bro u should jester hard to impress some legal assistant likely mid. The simps are out here
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WenMoon 闻月 💚
@0xWenMoonOct 15
This dude took one pic at a pool once and uses it for literally every occasion He really is the big brother 😂😂😂
Machi Big Brother
@machibigbrotherOct 15
Papertrade
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Someone once accused me of selling my account I said "yup, I sold my account" and he corrected me with "shouldn't that be 'he sold me this account' 🤓🤔?"
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Zo Zo
@ZoyaHighVibeOct 15
when i was a young bright eyed 18 year old my bestie married a Marine deploying for GWOT she was loyal and so was he — it seems they were the minority — still married btw when the boys came home she asked me to join them to cheer for the fellas coming off the buses so many of the wives had cheated and broken up while the guys were away. the boys came home from war to no one and were finding out in real time I do not think all the men deployed were any more loyal than the women at home but something about the person not in a war zone acting up really bothers me and I don’t have a way to reconcile this except I do believe whoever is left home needs to be emotionally stable for the relationship to survive people in war do war things people at home should not
VMU@VeeEmYouOct 14
Dear John letters were common enough in WW2 that Patton himself wanted mail to his battalions stopped and to have the women that sent them shot.
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@batkatebushOct 16
This "study" is pseudoscience because: - 2 is hotter than 1 - 3 is hotter than 2 - If a woman arrives at 4 she has gotten there entirely of her own accord
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Bro trying to start the driest conversation on Earth
Gulley@gulley_babyOct 15
Hinge is an absolute hellscape #blocked
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So this means we're not getting a token or...?
Oxen
@0xen1Oct 15
Banned from @balajis’s new @farcaster_xyz for making anti Flock posts. You can’t make this up. If you’re still using it just know who you’re dealing with and what their principles are.
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