Rebecca

If red wine supernova came out when I was in my early 20s my friends and I would have been unstoppable

The instant serotonin boost when the office theme song plays

Kate Middleton probably has a colostomy bag and does not wish to be seen, why is that so hard to believe?

Was I not ready for Electra Heart at 20 or was it not ready for me at 30 (1)?

I’m sorry and maybe this is insensitive but who names their kid Chubba

Michigan might beat the hell out of us tonight but at least we’re not cheaters

Do we think Taylor knew the rules of football coming into this relationship or does Travis’s mom have to explain it to her

This is the stupidest garbage I’ve ever seen why didn’t you KICK THE FIELD GOAL YOU MORON #DaBears

Lyrically will we as a society ever do better than “shush girl, shut your lips. Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips?”

I feel sad that we’re a national embarrassment and also Taylor Swift is rooting against us :( #DaBears

One of my life philosophies is to go into a situation with extremely low expectations, that way you don’t leave disappointed. This comes in handy being a Bears fan

Awesome, thanks @voltairelv

Absolute joke of an experience trying to buy @kylieminogue tickets, great work @voltairelv. Guess I’ll wait another couple decades before she comes to the US again 🤷🏻‍♀️

Twenty minutes into watching Top Gun for the first time and all I can say is that this better turn gay quick

Buying a home in 2023 be like

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes

I kind of want to work at the corporate office that managed all the monsters in cabin in the woods