@kapowder

UT + WY • writing, rambling, storytelling, skiing, and making art at 👉 https://xitter.cf/t.co/ud5hLDM2AU

 Salt Lake City, UT
kapowder.com
Joined February 2016
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Kate Tolo
@_katetoloOct 18
can we plz figure out PMS before inventing superintelligence? ty
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Alta Alerts@AltaAlertsOct 15
Alta Ski Area will close to all Uphill Travel at 8pm on October 15th for helicopter longline work—estimated opening at 5pm on October 16th. The Summer Road is open with access to Cathinere's Pass: alta.com/uphill-travel @UDOTavy @utavy_ @WasatchBCAlli @alta_of @AltaCentral
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Second fav season (after winter)
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XBradTC
@xbradtcOct 14
The jorts with the 2” inseam I wear to mow the grass? You mean my Lawngerie™️?
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why is it always “we cut thousands of employees to save money” and never “we cut millions from our CEOs salaries to save money”
Variety
@VarietyOct 14
Netflix is laying off around 1,000 employees, representing 6% of its workforce, in what is the streamer's biggest layoff to date. Most of the layoffs will affect workers in Netflix’s product, technology, legal and HR teams. “Our mission — to entertain the world — is ambitious, and delivering on it requires us to be disciplined about where we prioritize our people and resources,” co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters wrote in an email. variety.com/2026/tv/news/net…
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Rad Smith@RadSmithSkiOct 15
Here’s the journey from conception to reality. This @bigskyresort Mountain Village map was quite an undertaking! It was an honor—and a challenge—to capture this for Big Sky. #LonePeak #BigSkyResort #BigSkyCountry
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Absolutely true!
Utah Daily Snow
@WasatchSnowOct 13
Absolutely nuking right now (2:15pm) in the Cottonwoods!
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@omgsidewalksOct 13
Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Hey, so it took 7 years but I did achieve one of my most outlandish art goals this week, thanks to Wagner Skis out of Telluride, Colorado. Go get yourself a pair with one of my 4 topsheets!
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Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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Every. Day.
Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 6
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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Confidently believed I was ordering $25-worth of 5 extra rolls on top of my set omakase menu tonight I was so very mistaken t’was but one roll 🫠🤤😘 caviar uni Hokkaido scallop fatty tuna A5 wagyu a beautiful disaster
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matt@mattybtweets69Oct 5
Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish
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Sniper Barbie
@LadyRed_6Oct 4
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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My art is in a book! Ski & Art by Katie Bamber. A follow up to her v cool Skate & Art and Surf & Art!
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.
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Candide Thovex
@CandideThovexOct 1
Tractor gap
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Hannah Merrick@merrickhrSep 30
fat bear week nepo baby
U.S. Department of the Interior
@InteriorSep 30
He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.

ALT An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.

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