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I would say I'm in the mood for a doughnut but I'm always in the mood for doughnuts so I think it's just my personality...
“I think we’re end game, ya know? like side-by-side plots in the graveyard kind of end game.”
#thingsafriendofafriendsays
“you talk to your cat the way I wish my parents would have talked to me as a child”
#thingsmyroommatesays #aboutme #ilovemycat
very sobering moment when you visit annapolis and you think shoot I gotta go seduce the professors instead of the cadets this year…
still thinking about the lady behind me in airport security earlier this week, who was getting her bag searched by hand and you could hear the despair in her voice when she said “please don’t take my peach cobbler!”
only I would mishear “strip club” as “shrimp club” and enthusiastically say I was down for some shrimp... 😓🥲
thinking about how my 13 year old cousin came to Easter dinner last night and had this as her phone background....
my grandma really came back from her 3 week vacation and said “I found a boyfriend for you”
#thingsmommomsays
me: it’s men’s day at the liquor store (aka men get 10% off wine)
my mother: oh hell yeah let me go get a man 10% off
#thingsmymombarbsays #truestory