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Joined September 2022
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Kwaheri Kenya delayed is not Kwaheri Kenya denied
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Olise❎ Caicedo☑️
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Pale attachment scenes zilikua crazy. Sasa kuna this 70 sth posh lady alikua admitted hapo Mama lucy. Shosh mweupe anabonga kizungu na alikua kichele mbaya sana. Sa nkiwa shift akaniuliza "Do you think I'm too old to get a tattoo?" mi nkamshow "unaweza chora shosh" nkaskia,.....
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...."Good, I'm gonna get a turkey on this thigh and a Christmas tree on this one..so people know it's good eatin' between the holidays." kumbe shosh alikua wa masoaps sa ve wazungu hukula turkey siku za holiday, After tumejua shosh anadai head hakuna mtu alitaka mambo zake tena😂
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"mimi ni wa Tuta....."
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"I EDWIN WATENYA SIFUNA, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT.......
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Death must be so beautiful, Lying on the soft brown earth, Wind blowing over your head, Life in you sucking away, Slowly slowly, Till all is left is a shell...............
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Death must be so inviting, One last escapede, There's no coming back from, One last rush of adrenaline, One last surge of eagerness, All memories, good or bad, One last breathe of life, And then, SILENCE😑...
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Hakuna venye utachukua msupa wa wenyewe na alikua na mtu na uexpect ati sasa atakua wako. Kama saiih kitu itakua imeshikanisha Pochettino na Manchester ni miezi tu🤷🏻‍♂️
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Juzi tu nlikua talking stage na this 9/10 juu nliamua hii baridi hainipati na Caicedo tena. Huyu akajipa na akàniinvite kwake majioni a week ago hivi , sa mi nkaishia but nlikua unprepared juu alisema ntakàa a couple minutes nijikate. Convos hapa na pale, cuddles zikaanza ......
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...... lakini ati juu ilikua first time mimi nkachorea kitendo na pia sikua na LaTeX package, nkaamua kua a gentleman juu nlikua nataka nimpee armband akue my Captain. Si tukalala na asubuhi nikaamka juu ya mboka, uyo msupa hadi leo huniongeleshi buana, i feel like a FAILURE 😭🤦🏻‍♂️
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nimebuy katululu na nkaregister sim card mpya for m-pesa transactions only kama nyinyi and it feels so good 😁
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we are slowly moving from Caicedos to Diomandes😶
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Ukiishi Thika wale 10/10s wa pale Archives ata hawakuangi kitu. Kuna hii njia inakuanga na wasichana wa Thika technical, Mount Kenya University, Thika kmtc na Imperial college na wote wako street moja. Hapa kila mtu anakuanga type yako sa inabaki tu umesema kwelih Mungu fundi🙌🏻
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Hii adulthood imenifunza ati nkijipata na pesa extra lazima ikue kuna bill nimesahau kulipa😒
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I'll use every short cut in life until it comes to being gay🙌🏻
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Lakini naishi a very lonely life. Sina ata marafiki buana. Contact list iko na watu around 25,nkiwa nimecount adi family contacts mbili mbili. Nikiskia call najuanga definitely huyo ni Landlord ama mzazi. Tuko wengi ama niko peke yanguh??
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pale highschool mkiambiwa hakuna kuenda lunch kama hamja peana jibu alafu chopi ainue mkono☝🏻
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Never stop growing your X account
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phase 2 manade🤦🏻‍♂️mnichangie ninunue ingine majamaa 😂😂
Image from kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 (@kaj0se)
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lakini sasa kwa wenye wamemaliza peaky blinders, What The Fuck is Thomas Shelby??
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