Kai

Pa pa pa

Primetime slimetime from that past due aldi tilapia 🔥

Cut my cake into pieces This is a good dessert Sweet confection I’m eating Don’t give a fuck if I take a bite, treating

Driving on the freeway

Pennywise is so cool. He’s like if bugs bunny was from hell

City boy!!

I finally got on the apps and it is an absolutely fantastic time to be a guy. The ladies on there are just like “please i just need a man who brushes his teeth and thinks I should be able to vote”

I don’t care if you listened to a Huberman Lab episode about the self-actualization benefits of screaming at the gym. A sharp exhale will do. Keep that Thu’um tucked, king. Look around you - We’re in an LA fitness.

Brain fog from long covid isn’t real, you’re just stupid. Remembering a time when it felt different is also because you’re stupid.

Bonkers

🦷Maw🦷 Dress

Whenever a newsworthy thing drops the whole feed is just vague, contextless reactions to it. “Wow this thing that happened is crazy” said in a void but has 1.2 million likes. Why are you gatekeeping the headline here man. I haven’t been on my phone in a while just spill the beans

Steak for dinner and there are so many beautiful women in the world

Taking the mirror test today - I’ve been studying for weeks now but any words of encouragement would be appreciated

That’s all of them

She’s so beautiful

Getting freaked out looking at my camera roll from 5 years ago.

Oral hygienist found a bump. Said I have to stop my nightly routine of swishing the ichor I found in an unmarked barrel in an industrial park last month. #sigh #tgif

He would not say this