CEO of "Wait... what was I saying?

Joined April 2026
What do we call this ? 😂🥹
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
Do not let them know where your source of income comes from
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
We're all addicted to something that takes away the pain.
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
Life makes me wanna drink n smoke again LOL🥴
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
Toxic trait: I could flirt with you and be 0% interested
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
Me resisting myself from having a mental breakdown after saying "i am fine" in a situation that is clearly not fine.
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
My kind of things i like 🌹
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When ‘pass the blunt’ gets an engineering upgrade 😂❤️
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Nigga checked the bank, smiled, and deleted half his contacts. Peace > people........
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
Y’all ever smell the fragrance on clothes you wore a few days ago and be like, “Damn… I really do smell good,” or is it just me?
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Nigga checked the bank, smiled, and deleted half his contacts. Peace > people........
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sometimes a nigga just need good music, clean fits, and zero stress
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
When you marry your type😂❤️
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
Dad takes me to the playground at night and sits me on the swingset and fingers my little hole underneath my skirt ✨
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
This bitch got a whole nigga but she gone suck my dick if I talk about it 😭😂
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
i wanna get married fuck yall
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
some niggas just want enough motion to make saying “we can’t afford it” a thing of the past.
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
What’s the best football live-streaming app today for Android?
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KᗩI_ᒪᗴᗷᗷ 🥶 retweeted
How will I knw it's you I want to buy weed from? Plug: You will, just come. Plug when he sees me:
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men be like “you only want me for my money” ngga what money 😭😭
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