logging on to twitter for the first time in 2025 to say i cannot breathe after that sunset boulevard performance thank you see you in 2026
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I’m not especially interested in fighting for the rest of my life for younger generations to have the rights our grandparents had.
hey @VerizonSupport! no pressure at all, but wondering if you were planning on restoring service any time soon? cause, you know, people pay for it and rely on it to be a person in the world? and it’s been six (6) hours? no worries if not! have a great afternoon :)
absolutely devastating loss. may his memory be a blessing. nytimes.com/2024/09/30/theat…
when my tiny boss gets fussy in the car we put on the merrily recording and he instantly calms down and i am genuinely concerned i’ve already peaked as a parent.
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one fun thing about democrats is that we can play good music without getting cease and desist orders
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Thank you to the people sharing their tragic abortion stories as a means of encouraging people to vote for Kamala Harris. It's so fucked up you have to do this. Please know that we are grateful for you.
i’ve been holding my sleeping baby this entire match and haven’t woken him up with my screams where is my gold medal
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In ALL MY YEARS I have never seen them do the thing that is obviously the smart and exciting thing but which is also not the most careful thing designed to please the strategists and numbers guys.
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Replying to @weakinstrument
I unironically think he should go on a podcast tour during football season just talking ball.














