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If car insurance worked like dental insurance, if you had an accident that wrecked your steering, the insurance company would come back and be like “yeah, sorry, it’s fine for cars to only be able to steer in a counter clockwise circle, we won’t pay to fix that.”
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This account + Hieronymus Bosch brings me so much joy
An Angel Leading a Soul into Hell, follower of Hieronymus Bosch, 15th/16th century, 📸 via @LegionHoops
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Tom Hanks line of “Are the flowers blooming in Houston?” is seared in my memory. What a life Ken Mattingly led
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Shoutout to the future engineer kid who asked us if he could guess the square footage of our apartment while he was trick or treating.
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Also shoutout to the group of tweens dressed up like Spice Girls who came to the door and sang “If you wanna be my lover, first you gotta give us candy!”
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The audacity I had thinking I could escape the craziness of this world for a week with close friends only to have my wife text me on the golf course that dozens of people were shot 30ish miles from where her parents live.
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I mean this is definitely bad but also I am nearly certain that Trump absolutely did not remember this level of detail and was probably just making shit up.
Is this bad? This seems bad.
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“Our subs, they carry 500 nuclear warheads, can you believe that?” “That seems like a lot…” “Best subs in the world when I was President. Before me, we didn’t have a submarine that could get to within 5 miles of Russian sub. Obama subs, 5 miles. Trump subs, 5 feet.”
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Can’t believe he’s on the verge of being ousted and he’s just out here naming his favorite movies.
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Always have to remind myself that a lot of secular people don’t realize that something like probably 90% of evangelical Christians consider Mormons a crazed cult.
Believe the following political figure is a "person of faith"... Among Republicans Mitt Romney: 35% Donald Trump: 53%
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Just watched @BrianDuffield latest movie NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU and while I had questions about a Left Behind: The Kids adaptation, he really pulled it off!!
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Missed in all of this is that the Beetlejuice musical is a blast.
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It’s quite illuminating to watch DeSantis try to come up with his own “Build the wall” and “Lock her up” catch phrase. He’s really been locked into “stone cold dead.” Which might as well be a campaign slogan and campaign description at this point.
DeSantis gets a round of applause from Hannity's studio audience when he promises extrajudicial killings at the border
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Excited that the US government does so much business with a guy who claims the ADL is somehow responsible for wiping out half the value of the company he’s run into the ground.
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Trying to figure out what else has happened in the last year that could’ve destroyed the value of this company?? Can’t think of anything. Must be something to do with Jewish people.
Replying to @alx
Interesting. In our case, they would potentially be on the hook for destroying half the value of the company, so roughly $22 billion.
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I didn’t watch the debate but sounds like they mostly talked shit about one of the only POC up there so sounds pretty on brand for the Republican Party?
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His digital team doing this and forcing us to all to admit “okay, yeah, that’s pretty good” while DeSantis and his team try to sneak in more Nazi imagery is quite the contrast.
Trump Super PAC has created a “VP Presidential Debate” website ahead of Wednesday’s debate — complete w/ a bobble-head looking image of each candidate and an option to “vote” for who Trump should pick as his VP (plus some trolling “fast facts”) vpdebate2024.com/
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Just today at work I was joking with colleagues that if we could get superintendents to focus all their energy on nonsensical stuff that maybe the ppl that know what they’re doing could quietly get stuff done but this is not what I had in mind.
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Ben Shapiro bobbing around, speaking in his 1.5x speed muppet voice; “Throughout history, it has been thoroughly documented that, despite what the woke left believes, it is an empirical fact that fat bottomed girls do make the rocking world go round.”
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They’re gonna call this murder but it’s straight up domestic terrorism.
NEWS Lauri Carelton, a woman who owns two clothing stores in Southern California, was shot and killed by a man who made derogatory comments. Law enforcement says the suspect shot her because he didn't like the rainbow flag outside her clothing store. tmz.com/2023/08/19/californi…
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If we treated this like they treat foreign terrorism we’d be waterboarding congressmen and FoxNews hosts by now.
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A number of these people will be absolutely bewildered when their children grow up and cut them out of their lives.
NEW: The “Heartstopper” books have been restricted to the adult section of the Columbia-Marion County Public Library and now require parental permission. Now, the residents who pushed to ban the gay coming-of-age series are targeting 14 other YA books. mississippifreepress.org/356…
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He’s a lawyer so presumably he’s smart enough to know that there is no way this is at all legal but just trying to imagine this guy trying to navigate the international crisis when border patrol kills a 16 year old teenage with nothing but food and water in their backpack.
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