Kaylee

I’m dying that Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed are getting so much airtime for being funny like THIS IS MILENNIALS IN OFFICE. Smart and funny and don’t give a fuck.

If I feel like everyone on my team questions every sentence I say and my friends are misunderstanding my questions …surely I am then the problem?

We need new jock jams.

Are people fried dough people or funnel cake people? (I’m a friend dough person, myself).

My favorite corner of the internet is videos of drug sniffing dogs just confused because they smell food inside.

I think the discourse around the Odyssey is missing the fact that Himesh Patel is also hot as hell?

Hi I am mentally not wonderful and all my friends are busy. Fuck. (Nothing serious all good)

Do they still make giant birthday cards?

The ending of Off Campus…THAT is where it ended?!?

Not me thinking I have a healthier relationship with food but also not drinking a pina colada in my adult life because it’s a billion calories of beverage.

The internet and world we live in is crazy because wdym I was at Costco and finished my Walmart pickup order online and ordered 2 cases of drinks to be shipped and 3 hours later they’re already shipped and arrive tomorrow?

Breaking #dungeoncrawlercarl news: Matt Dinniman just confirmed, in Boston, that Carl has a fat ass 🫡

Get me off TikTok. Tonight alone I found my kibbe body shape so I can intentionally buy new clothes, debated $400 mahjong tiles when I don’t know how to play, am considering making a quilt via English paper piecing, and do I need a gooseberry bathing suit?

Macro counting people, how the hell do you hit your carbs?

AFROMAN WON HOS COURT CASE. I’ve never laughed harder at all the angry cops 😂

SLOMW S4: Dakota is DIABOLICAL.

Welcome to the day of the month where I feel like everyone hates me