creative communicator. event planner. dj. strategist. designer. friend.

Charleston, SC
Joined January 2009
“If you wanna help people get out the mud, you gotta realize that you’re gonna get a little dirty” -@thederekminor
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I think dating apps are actually picture puzzle apps where you have to analyze 5-7 pictures of groups of girls & determine which girl is the common denominator of all the photos. The expert levels include the same group of girls in different low-light places & lots of sunglasses.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have to hate people you disagree with. People who think differently than you are not your enemy. Stop villainizing people.
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I’m about to start selling all of my screenshots from my desktop and selling them as NFTs. Even if I only sold them for $10 each, I’d be filthy rich.
This is disgusting. This man did not help the Christian church in America in any way.
Trump attended the Christmas service this morning at First Baptist Dallas. Pastor Robert Jeffress asked him to come up and give a Christmas message to the congregation, and a MAGA rally broke out. Trump’s ‘prayer’ was about Afghanistan, inflation, gas prices and the border.
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“People were not designed to carry fame” - @montelljordan via @SouthsideRabbi
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Waiting for all the trendy church pastors to have a milk crate staircase on their stage as a sermon illustration. There are all sorts of bible verses that can be used out of context to make it work.
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If you close your eyes and imagine real hard, you’ll see and hear all the artists around the US trying to figure out how to use the millions of overstocked disposable masks in some sort of 3D installation in the biggest nearby city. If you’re that artist - don’t. Just don’t.
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Who has two thumbs & reserved a car from @Hertz, paid in advance, showed up to pick it up & they didn’t have a car, was treated poorly by the manager, was offered no help or support, and had to leave without a car & figure out what to do 1700 miles away from home? THIS GUY. 😒👎🏼
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Kyle Whitcroft retweeted
I don’t know Kanye personally so I can’t speak on what has happened but he certainly sounds like a changed man. Wrong or right - he’s always been zealous which I’ve appreciated about his music. To hear his zeal directed towards Jesus blesses me.
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My unsolicited feedback to @kanyewest’s recent conversion: 1. God is being glorified. 2. You & I are no different than Kanye. We’re sinners saved by grace. 3. Kanye’s sins were not greater than ours (We’re not a better than him) 3. If you can be saved, so can Kanye. #JesusIsKing
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At lunch today: @GamecockHype as he sips his drink through an environmentally friendly straw that has the diameter of a coffee stir: “if this is what saving the environment is like, I don’t want anything to do with it”.
Anyone have an old iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad that you would donate to a rehab facility? I met a group of guys this past weekend from a Christian rehab ministry in Moncks Corner and realized they need some good music in some of the common spaces of the house. Let me know!
I think I've gotta buy a Macbook Pro before this Saturday. That being said, I'm curious if anyone's selling a used one, 2017 or newer? If not, any suggestions where I should buy one? I need to have it in my hands by this Friday.
Men - if a girl does not or cannot feel 100% safe around you, you’re not a man.
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Does anyone happen to own a metal detector? If so, could I borrow it for a day? Thanks!
“The second I’m furious with God, I’m totally close. Because you can’t be furious with somebody who’s not there.”
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“It’s so like you to keep pursuing. It’s so like me to go astray.”
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Want to hear the most annoying sound ever? Just listen to anything where my voice is recorded. 🙉