SF 49ers, SF Giants. Crossfit. #girldad #FTTB

Colorado Springs, CO
Joined September 2010
Now that it's finally Feb, I'm putting my prices for my valentine's Day services up. 50% discount for my Twitter fam. Free if I can claim you too so I don't look like I'm single again for the millionth year in a row. 馃槀 #rentmeforvalentinesday #ValentinesDay
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I鈥檓 looking at FB memories of my daughter鈥檚 early club softball days when she was 9. Hard to believe looking at team pics that 2 girls from that team have committed to playing for D1 schools and another going through the recruiting process. And they鈥檙e not even seniors yet!
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馃挴 this screams like the 94 season. Put all the chips on the table and bring in some superstars that will help get us over the hump.
I have never been a "fuck them picks" guy before, but I'm there now. We have an insanely strong start, a huge lead in the division, and we are getting help back after the bye. Go get a couple big names - one on each side of the ball - and win a SB. Next year is next year's problem. Day 2 pics, hell even day 1 picks. Fuck 'em. The time for half measures is over. Time to go all in.
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Mike Evans has been such a huge addition to this offense, but without him, we just didn鈥檛 look the same! Should the Niners make a move at WR? 馃憖
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Every #Niners player looking at Eddy ass during the half like, don't start this Jake Moody bullshit 馃槖 馃檮 #FTTB
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Guess the reunion with the 49ers is off the table.
Ravens signed K Jake Moody to their practice squad.
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Call me crazy but I say let Evans sit next week and give him 2 weeks off with the bye. He鈥檚 too important for the rest of the season to risk making it worse. Other receivers have to step up and Kyle needs to scheme it up.
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I鈥檒l take the win, but the offense was putrid 2nd half. It terrifies me that we can鈥檛 operate without Mike Evans.
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I fucking hate this game.
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Why are the DB鈥檚 playing so far off the ball???
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Well fuck offense.
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The defense came out of the half sleep walking. Penalties didn鈥檛 help.
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Green is getting cooked today.
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K-fig retweeted
Not the tush push. The juice boost.
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Please just let his Achilles be sore
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Evans doesn鈥檛 need to come back. We need him long term
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Cowing returning kicks scares me
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Brock Purdy is officially the highest rated QB in NFL history 馃敟
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Layering that pass right over the defender鈥檚 fingers is elite. #FTTB
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Kinlaw is still playing? And he鈥檚 healthy???
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I鈥檓 terrified of Aiyuk鈥檚 revenge game against us tonight. Oh wait. #FTTB
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