Manawatu District, New Zealand
Joined March 2013
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Jagged Little Pill was one of my first tapes and I never, ever thought I'd see Alanis live. She was friggen awesome and I still know all the words. ✌🏻
Great, she can join Kate Middleton and I in our coffee group. 👶🏼🤰NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announces she's pregnant i.stuff.co.nz/national/polit…
Wore a check shirt to the hairdresser and got asked if I was a farmer. Made awesome joke about my roots showing. Total fail. 😔
Credit to @kelsea112, who was counting down to this important day one random night two years ago.
If anyone could convince me to try this, it would be @tsrheaton i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/foo…
Best sight this morning - elderly couple out for a jog together in complementary fluro. #couplegoals
You could read it, but it was so misguided it's been taken offline. xitter.cf/mentalhealthnz/status/…
Yesterday's editorial in the Wanganui Chronicle was disgraceful. There is no excuse. Full response from the MHF coming. @LoveThisPaper
Countdown's on for the first complaint about how this "isn't news" from someone selling their nearby house. stuff.co.nz/national/9291557…
There's three bathroom stalls. The cleaner has finished one and is on to the centre stall. Which one do you use? Clean or yet to be cleaned?
Had to look up urban dictionary while watching Project Runway Jnr. 🤦🏼♀️Note "snatched" as a compliment for use in 2020, when it gets here.
A chancellor who gets his facts wrong is only worth two-fifths of one who gets it right. stuff.co.nz/national/8755399…
When u pick up a ringing 📞 and the caller doesn't return your greeting, you just know it's headed south. #LifeLessons #PartyLikeAJournalist
Unreal! Replace your car, it's damaging your neighbours' property prices i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/hom…