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Joined February 2016
[laughing] We're not gay.
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I love this man! And I am not wasting another moment of my life denying that. Gregory House, will you marry me?
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Do you think he was dead? Do you think those experiences were real?
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Well, first of all, you can’t void my vote by making me stand in the hallway.
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You didn’t just believe him, you believed /in/ him. Do you want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?
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Everybody lies, except politicians? House, I do believe you’re a romantic.
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You are uniquely talented in many areas, but office politics is not one of them.
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House, you're right. Why not? Why not date you? It's brilliant. We've known each other for years. We've put up with all kinds of crap from e
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Oh! This is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it. I like this part.
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You know, in some cultures, it’s considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another.
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Fake low blood sugar. Now that’s acting.
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Why fake a twitch? In case the seizure was too subtle?
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Well. That’s what breasts look like.
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God, we must be fun at parties.
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Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate the whole of classic poetry.
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That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
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No wonder you’re such a renowned diagnostician. You don’t need to actually know anything to figure out what’s wrong.
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angel wilson and his goddamn wing kink
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That's... quite a commitment you've made to jumping the girl I'd like to date.
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Trust me. Panty-peeler. Oh, and if you need condoms, I’ve got some.
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