ASU Alum. Educator 🍎✏️. ΤΨΩ 🐆🐾.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined December 2017
Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:
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VV x Haute & Freddy REPOST AND FOLLOW TO ENTER GIVEAWAY FOR FREE COPY! “Big Disgrace” by Haute & Freddy Pressed on clown paint rainbow marble vinyl LP, this release is limited to 500 hand-numbered copies. Once it sells out, it will not be restocked. vertigovinyl.com/products/bi…
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VV x Phoebe Bridgers REPOST AND FOLLOW TO ENTER GIVEAWAY FOR FREE COPY VV Exclusive: “Lost Weekend” by Phoebe Bridgers Pressed on Enceladus Geysers Vinyl 2LP with a 20-page booklet. This release is limited to 5,000 copies. Once it’s sold out, it will not be repressed. vertigovinyl.com/vve/p/lw
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VV x Charli XCX: Live in 10 Minutes repost to enter giveaway for free copy vertigovinyl.com/vve/p/charl…
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I overheard this girl at Sprouts say, “Every guy I go on a date with is the same bitch in a different font” and honestly same.
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All this Messi talk got me thinking bout How Messi my life is without you💔💔Mexico losing today is nothing to the pain I felt when I lost you
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who is the worst person that you know and why is it your ex from 2019
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no one hates your ex more than your best friend 😭
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When I see ugly bitches post horny shit I report them
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Girls be crying over a guy with 2 outfits, should’ve known he wasn't gonna change
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the magic school bus could be in your ass rn and you wouldn’t even know
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I don't chase anyone... but for you? I'd put my crocs in sports mode baby
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Me tryna catch a titty while she on top
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This guy checked all the boxes, then he said he was republican 🤡 I really need to stop talking to the gringos
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This is just a reminder that you don’t need shit from Amazon today. Save your coins.
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The only reason people hate boundaries is because they want to continue disrespecting you.
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