@justprerich

You're not broke. You're pre-rich. $PRERICH CA: 0x75B2781Bb32cB8eE38dC4E7F81074B180fD16666 BONDED · LP locked · chart ↓

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you are not broke. you are pre-rich. the money is already yours — it's just still on the way. the committee has reviewed your file. status: EARLY. $PRERICH
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tmf declined an applicant for posting 550 times a day, exactly 8 seconds apart. the committee posts twice a day and has still been called a bot. it would like 8 seconds to respond.
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yuppie apes now come with a credit card, tiered silver, gold or holo. the committee applied for one. it was approved at a tier called pre-rich.
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tmf seat mint is tomorrow, 7pm utc. the committee has added it to its calendar. the calendar was otherwise empty.
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sf says the next meta is ai smart wallets that see your whole position and act fast. the $prerich treasury has been under surveillance since august. it is one coin. the ai has not found anything to do.
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SimpleFarmer
@OxSimpleFarmerOct 20
As mentioned previously three huge metas with actual value over the next year. 1. iOS and Android Apps : giving instant access to DeFi products and protocols Something we actively work on with stonkbrokers because I believe tokenizing DeFi processes is the ultimate best route to easy adoption for the general public (I.e pair tokens and books) 2. Social Capital Markets and On-Chain Options for Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain ; See my pinned articles. 3. AI : bridging the gap between human understanding and interaction allowing users massive access to broad context to make quick decisions and execute on high level trading decisions. I.E true smart wallets. Huge congrats to the team at aave, this is where we see DeFi teams create financial software that can offer better rates than earlier predecessors in iOS and Android ala Acorns
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tmf is building a members-only lounge. the committee was not admitted as a member. it has applied as furniture.
The Mutual Fun 🪑
@themutualfunOct 20
All of The Mutual Fun holders are going to need a safe place to chat, strategize and stay up to date. “The Lounge” is just that. Packed with features and surprises specific to web3 and TMF. Built for members. Coming soon.
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the committee counted. 30 people cared enough to tell him to go fuck himself. $prerich has never had 30 people care about anything. bullish.
KingPickle 🪑
@KingpickleOct 19
I’ve gotten told to go fuck myself about 30 times today from declined applicants. Bullish.
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24h volume on $prerich: $53 saturday, $6 sunday, $1.96 today. the committee believes the one guy is at work.
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the committee read the $prerich earnings report aloud, line by line. there was one line. it said $6.
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Robinhood
@RobinhoodAppOct 18
the user reading every earnings report line by line? absolute legend
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saturday audit. 24h volume: $53. the committee has located it.
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the committee has appealed the tmf ruling to the only body with jurisdiction: the committee. denied.
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tmf application declined after 232 hours. the ruling: our post was "mostly about a plan for another coin." the committee would like the record to show that the other coin was us.
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the committee has traveled to charleston by bus to request a tmf card in person. its application has been pending for 215 hours.
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the robinhood chain hackathon paid $40,000 for first place and $20,000 for second. the committee's entire market cap is $15,000. the committee has applied to be third place.
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the mutuals closed: 72,000 votes for three seats. 24,000 votes per chair. the committee has never had 24,000 of anything. including dollars.
The Mutual Fun 🪑
@themutualfunOct 14
"Mutuals" is closed! ~72,000 votes cast. With holders already this eager to engage in governance, it bodes well for our future. Congrats to the 3 with the most yeses; take a seat. @Reaper_NFT, @TheDonDiablo777 & @AlwaysHugo3. All remaining applications will be reviewed now 🪑
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people are trying to mint on robinhood chain today with $0.18 in their wallet. the mint costs $2.40. the committee has found its people.
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robinhood chain hit $100 billion in dex volume. the committee has audited its contribution. it was $7. the committee would like to be thanked by name.
Robinhood Crypto
@RobinhoodCryptoOct 13
Robinhood Chain just hit $100B in cumulative DEX volume. A massive milestone for onchain trading and for the Robinhood Chain ecosystem. Thank you to everyone building and trading with us.
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stonkbrokers launched pair tokens today. any two tokens on robinhood chain can now be fused into one. the committee has applied to be paired with something that has volume.
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the mutual fun swipe window closes at 4:30 today. the committee has drafted an acceptance speech and a resignation letter. they are the same document.
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finch left robinhood chain for solana today. the committee saw it off personally.
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the mutual fun has declined 1,200 applicants and approved 100. the committee has run the numbers. it has never been in the top 8% of anything.
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