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Mother of 3 Arrested For Chasing Cars While Wearing Clown Makeup: A scantily clad married mother-of-... bit.ly/2ebKJKO #jackass
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Florida Man Breaks Grandma's Hand Over Video Game: A man landed himself in jail Wednesday night afte... bit.ly/2eesMcT #jackass
Man Arrested Claims Pellet Guns Belong To 4-Year-Old Son: When police raided a Minnetonka apartment ... bit.ly/2ebdLsj #jackass
Unclothed Party-Goer Dance On Top Of Bristol Police Car: This is the moment a naked man took the opp... bit.ly/2dLYYW7 #jackass
"Fat" And "Lazy" Washington Cat Finds His Inner "Hero" To Foil Burglary: A Washington state couple s... bit.ly/2dEy59G #jackass
"Clumsy" Burglar Takes Tumble During Scrap Metal Theft: Police in Massachusetts are seeking informat... bit.ly/2e1ODb1 #jackass
Man Steals Purse In ICU While Being Treated For Injuries, Tending To His Baby In Hospital: While ten... bit.ly/2dWEskF #jackass
Police Impersonator Pulls Over Real Officer, Police Say: A Maryland man posing as a police officer t... bit.ly/2dG6C6G #jackass
Police Arrest Woman For Ovi Twice In 6 Hours: A Ravenna woman is facing charges for operating a vehi... bit.ly/2dF8uvH #jackass
Florida Man Robs Subway While On The Phone: It must have been a very good conversation.
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Florida Police "Holding On To" Potted Marijuana Plants Until Owner Steps Forward: A Florida police d... bit.ly/2d37twf #jackass