The only way to save pro sports with no crowd on TV is to have two Roast Battle level comedians as announcers, each overtly partisan for their own team. Name the comic that should announce their team.

C'mon everybody on Twitter, lets wish a happy birthday to @cindibr71008650! Everyone now! Let's do this! Happy birthday, you nice lady, you! From across America and across the world!!! Today is a reason for all of you to celebrate!

I want a new Netflix interview show hosted by @DougStanhope called Comedians in cars because they live there.

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#Ruizing at the Orlando Airport. 4 hour delay and counting. By the time I get to the counter it will be an hour wait on this line. I so rock!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

If you don't wish @joeysalvia a very happy birthday today then we can't be friends anymore. That is all.

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Phil showed that dumb course the respect it deserves. When you don't have one player under par you're playing on a crappy course. Shinnecock stinks.

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