Daddy of 2. Phillies, Mostly (TX) Indy Wrestling, Star Trek, & whatever else. Cult Survivor. He/him/él. 🇵🇦

Fort Worth, TX
Joined June 2009
Hi I’m Justin -Age 46 -Recently divorced -Currently recovering from a breakup -Texas raised -Politically left -Love baseball -Love history -Love wrestling -Love horror -Religious trauma/exvangelical -A little bit of an exhibitionist -Possibly an attention whore
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Sorry, but he had no depth and his only gimmick was saying offensive things on purpose. I have no space for anybody like that.
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I can’t find the clip I want. It was “Somewhere Out There” from Designing Women that had Dolly Parton in it. Probably one of my favorite Dolly moments.
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I can’t find the clip I want. It was “Somewhere Out There” from Designing Women that had Dolly Parton in it. Probably one of my favorite Dolly moments.
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Anybody know where his grave is gonna be? Asking for my piss.
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I think I’m allowed a few of these in my lifetime. Rot in hell, motherfucker.
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When you want to date casually but your first date idea is to turn the skulls of her (or their if they’re nonbinary) enemies into a special chalice to drink her chocolate milk from. #dating
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Wonder if it’s time to deactivate.
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I’m in love, y’all.
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Showing up tonight looking like the answer to somebody’s Daddy Issues™️.
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I Have No Idea Anymore retweeted
Rest in peace to the woman who played the most despicable daughter in cinema history and thank you for inspiring the funniest monologue in Designing Women.
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This man has been in every woman’s inbox
Man who claims to have the "world's smallest penis" has started a GoFundMe asking for donations to fund enlargement surgery "Everyday tasks like using the restroom without making a mess is extremely difficult for me" At this moment he's raised $12,000+
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I Have No Idea Anymore retweeted
Thank you @ABC7 On The Red Carpet for having me today! Stay tuned!!! @abc7george
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Lock up your girls with Daddy issues. Because this man is on the loose.
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