@justin
Joined July 2006
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Je le sens
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John Cena
@JohnCena15 May 2025
It’s admirable to keep your word. If one doubts this, think of the last time you were betrayed.
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Being a senior developer.
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I do hope “gluing the pizza” becomes a thing like jumping the sharp or nuking the fridge. “Does this need AI?” Don’t glue the pizza, Jim
Kylie Robison
@kyliebytes23 May 2024
Google promised a better search experience — now it’s telling us to put glue on our pizza theverge.com/2024/5/23/24162…

Google promised a better search experience — now it’s telling us to put glue on our pizza

Google’s new AI Overview feature is telling users a whole bunch of wrong answers.

theverge.com
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Bah gawd. businessinsider.com/google-a…

Google AI said to put glue in pizza — so I made a pizza with glue and ate it

Google's AI Overviews suggested adding glue to pizza sauce. I tried it. And ate it. Here's what all this tells us about the future of the web.

businessinsider.com
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Every nerd in the gym when they realize how heavy the Apple Face Computer is.
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My parents in their 40s: we should really think about diversifying our portfolio and maybe looking into some speculative real estate. Me in my 40s: did you see the giant Pop Tart?
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Free @film_girl, @Support
tae kim
@firstadopter18 Nov 2023
Can someone please help @film_girl her @X account is limited and she can’t get in touch with support to get her account out of “limited” mode.
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Me waiting for the code to compile.
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Do you like my new dress?
watchertv2000@watchertv200010 Oct 2023
Newsbabe Amazing😍😍😍😘😘😘 @justin
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This account is my McMansion.
cinnamon bun@notsofiacoppola20 Sep 2023
securing your desired username on a new app is the closest millennials and zoomers will get to owning land
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Boy I'm sure glad the dumb owner of this website didn't decided to change the name to justin.
Pop Crave
@PopCrave26 Jul 2023
The username @x no longer exists.
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When the contractor tries to introduce a new architecture.
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These people who think he’s playing 4D chess are the new QAnon class. They keep deciphering his shit looking for hidden meaning or genius when the reality is much more simple: the motherfucker is just really that dumb.
Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth)
@antoniogm18 Nov 2022
What Elon is doing is a revolt by entrepreneurial capital against the professional-managerial class regime that otherwise everywhere dominates (including and especially large tech companies), and that same PMC (which includes the media) is treating it as an act of lèse-majesté.
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When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
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Continuing to look at social media through a 2007 lens is why these are the dumbest men on the planet.
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If you still think Twitter and social media in general is as simple as 'the place where people post what they had for lunch' then yeah. You are going to get people killed.
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It's just a tweet, Michael. What harm could it do?
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