Texas Tech Alumni • Mechanical/Sales Engineer

Joined May 2014
Huge fan of dope graduation pictures. Glad I finally have some of my own 🍾 🎊 B.S. Mechanical Engineering Texas Tech University
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No one can use you if you are useless
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Today someone stole my recycling bin. Who doesn’t want me recycling????
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Refusing to die so you don't give your girl the ick, I get it
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LMAO would've pissed me tf off
my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"
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“Too far for Ronaldo to think about it”
it’s my birthday 🎀
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Lebron getting dunked on was more painful then my most recent break up
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What was it gonna do bite the fire
Mother Nature's brutal side revealed A thread 🧵 1. A reticulated python burned in a wildfire while trying to protect her eggs.
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You could have taken a two day hiatus from twitter and youd have no clue what this means
almost let my intrusive thoughts win
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The Weeknd. // Monday
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My dad pronounces boba tea as Bobo
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Man if I show up to the function w these on…sheeeesh 🔥🔥🔥
Pringles x Crocs Collection Releases April 16th 😋 bit.ly/3vGIeLj
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voted strongest swimmer in '95 – at Clovis, CA
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That eclipse thing was way cooler then I expected
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Caitlin lost to LSU, got in the lab and came back to smoke them. Why couldn’t you do that @KDTrey5 ?
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Just had thr tough realization that I’m not good at the limbo. I’m just a compact guy.
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Is saying I’m a compact guy better than being short ?
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