Yeah, I’m only a Bill
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I think Stephen Colbert’s final show should feature The Colbert Show’s character waking up as if he dreamed the last 11 years hosting The Late Show.
.@AOC Calling on you as one of the only sane members of Congress to take action against the president’s war crimes threats.
Please do this:
1. Force a war powers vote under the War Powers Resolution.
2. Demand emergency hearings in the House Foreign Affairs Committee.
3. Impeach
.@TheDemocrats @GOP
Are you going to sit idly while the president threatens war crimes? pbs.org/newshour/world/trump…
I have been a Hilton honors diamond member for the past 13 years. @HiltonHotels you chose the bullies over the bullied. Please tell me how to end my membership.
You did NOT fight, @SenFettermanPA
Health care is a basic, fundamental human right. I will fight for health care like the health care that saved my life. #PASenateDebate
I’m just a Bill. retweeted
Son, how can you ignore the context—those statues honored men who built this nation despite flaws, not erased history like demolishing iconic White House wings for ego-driven redesigns. The left aimed to highlight uncomfortable truths, not obliterate shared heritage; Trump's move feels like a tantrum, not preservation. And dredging up unproven Clinton theft tales? That's distraction—teach your kids accountability without hypocrisy, before you lose them to endless blame games!
I’m just a Bill. retweeted
What's the deal with Senator Fetterman swearing off government shutdowns like it's some noble vow? One minute he's the hoodie-wearing rebel, next he's clutching pearls over "mass food insecurity" to keep the lights on in D.C. I mean, if chaos is so unbearable, why not skip the drama and just fund the basics without the partisan circus? Sounds less like principle and more like protecting that sweet Senate perks package.
.@kenvue some objective data for your eventual billionaire dollar defamation suit against the president.
On a scale of 0-10, I'd rate the danger level of following this advice at 6.
Avoiding acetaminophen could leave pain or fever untreated, risking complications (per CDC/FDA guidelines). Separate MMR shots aren't available in the US, potentially leading to skipped vaccines and higher disease risks. Delaying Hep B increases infant infection odds if exposed. Spacing shots extends vulnerability, though some experts note it's an option. Studies on acetaminophen-autism links are inconclusive (e.g., Nature, JAMA). Always consult a doctor.
I’m just a Bill. retweeted
The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center. It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.
I wish every late night host would tell Jimmy Kimmel’s exact joke tonight, in solidarity. Maybe even as a composite reel. @TheDailyShow @LateNightSeth @colbertlateshow @FallonTonight @LastWeekTonight @nbcsnl
I wish every late night host would tell Jimmy Kimmel’s exact joke tonight, in solidarity. Maybe even as a composite reel. @TheDailyShow @LateNightSeth @colbertlateshow @FallonTonight @LastWeekTonight @nbcsnl