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Things I will automatically block you for:
Abuse or threats of physical violence, racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, transphobia, white supremacy, nazism, religious fundamentalism, pig ignorance, climate change denial, boring humourless conservatism, trolls, & bots.
I’m sitting in an old school pub near my chemist. More than two-thirds of room have all gray hair, very much the pensioner vibe. I only hear because it makes me feel young.
An Englishman, a Welshman & a Pakistani are in the maternity waiting room & there’s been a bit of a mixup, so they take them in one at a time to pick their baby. The Englishman goes in first & comes out with what is clearly the Pakistani baby. …
Tonight’s Fawlty Towers on channel nine (92. - Gem). The Waldorf Salad followed by the Kipper & the Corpse.
Trump didn’t get Nobel peace again prize this year. Now he’s preparing to declare was on Norway in retaliation.
The definition of irony: many of the bots that abuse critics of one nation in twitter, come from countries that one nation would specifically exclude from entering Australia.
If Gina wins the next election, sorry, if Hanson wins the next election, Australians may discover they have to compete with African workers for two dollars a day. Good times ahead!
Had a really simple dinner tonight - pie, mash, peas & gravy. One of my favourite quick & easy meals of all time. I remember my dear old mum used to say “whenever you serve peas, always serve mash, it’s the cement that holds the peas on the fork”.
If you buy a copy of the Daily Telegraph, you pay more tax in GST for that one newspaper than News Corp had paid in company tax in the last eleven years.
Justin Brash retweeted
Jeffrey Archer has passed on. Sex workers across the UK will be flying their knickers at half mast.
JB HiFi is in trouble for selling worthless warranties. I remember being asked at the Apple Store if I wanted to buy the extended warranty on a computer. I said “I’d prefer to use my rights under Australian consumer law”. The shop assistant said “fair enough” with a smile.
Australian government is worried they’re losing billions in tobacco excise. They could be earning billions in cannabis excise if they wanted to end the ridiculous & discredited war on drugs.
