@justChinks

You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd

 Joburg
Joined April 2016
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Since everyone is afraid to ask this, I’ll do it If I fart in a jar and immediately close it, will the smell still be there 20 years later?
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There’s 2 types of semen: • poisonous semen (clouds judgement) and • normal semen (masculinity aid) Before you leave the house always release that poisonous semen. Women will run circles around your horny ass if you have it in your system
YBCTooCold
@YBCTooCold18h
Busting a nut in the morning ruins your whole day
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none of them wearing their own hair.
Vicar🖤🥷
@socetyluvsvicarOct 19
There is no race of women more aesthetically pleasing than Black women🤎🌅
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Pull out a condom and watch her throw a tantrum
Lil Mabele@_plamzOct 19
There’s a huge lack of condom usage going on
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Not just zero brains - it’s the horrible personalities Years of watching reality shows and tiktok in fatherless homes. Rude, pathetic and dumb. The bimbo tri-factor
DBW ✞
@thisisdbwOct 19
Women be so fine, then boom zero IQ
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R142700 per month. Gross though
ʀᴀꜱᴛᴀʙᴏᴛ420 💨@rasta_syntaX21h
Kanti le gola bokae bafethu?
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Over compensation. They’re the broke men of women.
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You literally can’t go anywhere without being forced to see bums. Restaurant, gym, church, pre school, heaven. There’s always that 1 _____ with cheeks showing.
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BBL and gym-built buttocks will never be better than original bums Plastic and hard vs soft and welcoming
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The suburbs as well. They just label it as though it’s exclusive icecream “bottomless mimosas” “bottle service” Bloody filthy alcoholics
Omnyama uMbitamkhono
@IamNkanyisoOct 18
Alcohol abuse iyinkinga elokshini 🤞🤞
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If you want to witness true and consistent domestic violence, plant a camera in a lesbian home. Beats by dre all day
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They all love travelling till you ask them. They’ve only traveled via some tik tok influencer
Kgosi
@Hideout_CafeZAOct 16
Homegirl said she enjoys traveling. I ask where she's been & now it's awkward.
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Soon as Mbappe’s legs give in and he loses his pace, he’ll be Ronaldo 2.0
🇪🇷🕊️@BetterCallAlbaOct 15
29 yr old moving like this uno, might never win the balon dor (he isnt)
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Every office got that one random middle aged white woman with crazy bunda for noo reason. She doesn’t even know what she’s working with. Probably works in payroll
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A girl I met 4 years ago on holiday in Kenya still texts me to this day. She even sent me a video of us jet-skiing overlayed with Westlife music. Diani I’ll be back
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Corporate is a humiliation ritual Kissing ass, laughing at corny jokes and those mundane repetitions traffic conversations in the morning
𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★@olivvrsznOct 15
Corporate logic is eight senior managers meeting to discuss the work while the one person who’s actually going to do the work isn’t invited.
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Show me a woman with a tattoo and I’ll show you a whore.
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That legend shot 3 managers who were [allegedly] bullies and I bet you there are thousands of managers who’ll now be on their best behaviour
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A baboon with 1 eye and AIDS is getting 97%
Bab'Gcwanini 🇿🇦❤️🏆@ofentse_thegoatOct 14
this was the paper for my matric year. like what are we doing man? @DBE_SA
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I don’t like to brag but I’m the only person in South Africa who knows how an ATM works. 47 seconds and I’m done.
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Nothing pisses me off like men that are afraid of rejection Why you afraid of her? She’s also a coward that’s why she won’t come to you. Also you could be dead in 3 years or hours so it’s inconsequential if you get rejected. Talk to her
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