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its all about that Δl 👫🏳️‍🌈👭 🔬🧪🦉🇨🇦 over-educated

Joined October 2010
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Me in the first few hours of BG3: I love you Astarion 😍😍 Me now: I LOVE YOU RAPHAEL
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I have never played a sorcerer before and it's funny how quickly I adopted the philosophy of "all problems can be fixed with Fireball"
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Me: gender is a social construct Me to my dog: is that my Sir Mr Boy Handsome Man?!??
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Been spending the past few days at my Lil sis's new house in NS meeting my brand new niece! In my mind still getting plowed by the palest elf in Faerûn tho
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Astarion could ask me to murder the owlbear cub and I might consider it, is this toxic???
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Sorry to everyone who knew me once but BG3 and Astarion have a grip on my very soul and also this battle music in Act 2 FUCKING SLAPS
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Everyone is like what are your weekend plans and I can't say I'm getting Ass-Tarion'd iykwim #bg3
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I must've been asleep when society decided it had enough of galley kitchens (you morons!)
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I can't think of something I want less than a fucking Horse Ranch pack from The Sims
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Almost signed an email with "please don't hesitate to contact yourself on this matter"
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Remember when it was Emo to wear what the preppy kids did except it was just black and white? Anyway, I'm an adult now and wearing this sweater vest by choice
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Anyone who thinks people would be lazy with GBI needs to look at all the unhinged and weird shit we all did during the pandemic.
It's three years this week since the UK's first COVID lockdown started winding down. Some govt boffins now claim it had little effect on the nation's mental health but we don't agree. So, for our next issue we'd like to know WHAT WAS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU DID DURING LOCKDOWN?
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I have never learned my lesson, but I always make about half the amount of mashed potatoes I need for any recipe.
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My partner is upset because I said that Baal, the final boss in his favourite video game, looks like a pervert. Pic for reference.
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It's Star Wars day but it's also the day the D2R ladder resets and a new season starts and you better believe my trap assassin (named Assassout) is gonna stretch her legs the moment I'm off the clock
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This may be the best character name I've ever had, but I also have a necromancer named BoneYard
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I am curious about AI, sort of a fascination with its potential in a "how will this shape society?" Sort of way but last time I was curious in this way was a month prior to the pandemic
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Random art suggested on Instagram. "Oh wow, this looks really cool and something I'd love to purchase and have as decor!" Sees "AI-generated art" in profile. Block user.
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