clown @applenews 🤹 (they/them)

Joined September 2019
happy to announce that our national nightmare is finally over… I got a job! at Apple News! as a curation editor! ok bye :)
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lately there's been lots of discourse about "the state of music criticism." for the past year, i've been working with @Critic_Minded alongside some genius peers and colleagues to understand that very thing results are out:
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for my first ever cover story (!!!) i profiled @underscoresplus for @thefader we talked about madonna, troye sivan, smile 2, the integrity of bread dipping, U, k-pop, etc…
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Me and juno walked into century city amc and our fave ticket scanner lady yelled across the lobby “LOOK WHO IT IS!”
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Hey everyone! I am excited to introduce you to my new project — an online publication called THE KEY (brought to you by the Palestine Festival of Literature): thekeymagazine.com/
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feels weird considering the entire section was shuttered and not even visible on the home page (fuck you @wapo) but i wrote a review of P FKN R, the new bad bunny book thank you to @Jacob_Brogan for trusting me - he was incredible to work for go hire him washingtonpost.com/books/202…
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bad bunny was so good i almost forgot that kevin, stuart, and bob aren’t expected to return for the new minions movie
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Happy 23rd birthday Juno!! 🎂
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my talented bf made me my very first website 🤩 reannacruz.com
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If you've ever been to Irvine, CA and could never quite put your finger on its particular weirdness, here's why. The untold story of a city mostly controlled by America's richest real estate developer by @michaelwwaters @johngitt in @BW bloomberg.com/features/2025-…
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LISTEN UP ⬇️
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Created in the depth of night, Circuit des Yeux's latest studio album sounds like her take on industrial dance music: sludgy, colossal, and teeming with darkness pitchfork.visitlink.me/-VxxU…
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minion fetty wap: im like hey whats up bello
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Special Valentine’s Day Daniel Doc 💞: @junocarmel and @bippburger chat about Megalopolis, AMC A-List, and salmon tamales 🫔
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i know we've already moved on from the discourse about it... which means it's time for me to finally weigh in and say BETTER MAN is really fucking good. i did not know who robbie williams is before and now i am planning to visit him at the zoo tomorrow
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Me and bro (my boyfriend) signed our first lease today. Sexy 2bed in a complex that looks like kooky margaritaville. Never kill yourself
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baby’s first screener quote🥹 gagged… tv glow sweep
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