Soft fleshy form wrapped in an ironic and/or retro gaming T-shirt. What a grown up! Luckily married to @arianesherine

London, England
Joined February 2008
When a shadow seems to be giving you the finger:
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Nice that the Guardian believes in equality of opportunity for foreign oligarchs: “American tech billionaires are no MORE entitled to meddle in British democracy than other foreign oligarchs” Go for it, oligarchs of the world (and nearby planets) theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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There is a camera for everything (just ask my day job), but does using a camera make trying to clear a blocked drain any more fun? 🤔 I’m thinking…
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Mermaid deployed to use magic powers to make surfers disappear as god Neptune fires warning shot against humanity.
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Hey, don’t I look good in those things? (But they obscure a significant portion of your face… oh, yeah, that’s probably it 😁)
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Outside a secondary school in Newham. Fresh markings leaving out the 2m detail are presumably targeting teen pregnancy.
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“The main problem with Britain is...”
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Seems the story is “how many scans are they getting?” If so, should everyone get the same? Other than that it’s just ‘people in relationship stay in touch even when one is ill shock’. The other 1,000s aren’t?
Above all the bootlicking from a man who published a right-wing hitlist in a national newspaper - a complete lack of interrogation of what he’s told. You don’t have lots of scan pictures? So she’s sending the same picture every day? This is just rubbish spread without any check
Odd bit of advice to publish right now... theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
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Much to the surprise of many, @bounder’s fears are realised - most people in the Labour Party do prefer winning / will learn after 2 tries! Looking forward to next @ThatOptionPod now!!
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Oh jeez poor old Nige is gonna explode!!!
Chinese medics have just arrived in London to help us fight Covid-19. The media won’t tell you for some reason. 👏
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Ah, it takes less than 6 months to re-define normal. _liking_ normal is altogether different...
Christ! I’d be thrilled if I thought things would return to normal in six months
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Question: “How will children get their qualifications so they can go to university?” Alexander ‘Boris’ De Pefel Johnson: “Well... er... I guess the posh kids will get given ‘the results they deserve’ so they still get to go to Oxford - bad luck plebs who might have done well”
Yeah, well, that’s fine and all, but bread seems to cost a lot more than it did in 1800- what’s the actual proportional benefit to most people (especially if you remove the top 5% from the average)?
Capitalism is why people in today’s advanced economies make $200 a day rather than $2 a day or less as they did back in 1800. It’s why there are even such things as advanced economies. buff.ly/2WhNtgg
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"Avoid". Because there are no financial repercussions of that. You lousy cynical bastard. You have deliberately chosen those words. No financial impact on you and your stinking rich avaricious old Uni mates.
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Of course the star light won’t get all the way through to the surface if the atmosphere is full of stuff - e.g. large asteroid, large-scale nuclear exchange...
Replying to @bounder
No matter what happens to any of us, the stars will shine on the earth for a long time yet. Because what’s really reassuring is this: the stars don’t give a fuck about us or our problems. Then that reminded me of the Tory government. Shit.
So Panic Buying is fun and everything, but, with the flow of money collapsing and the need to avoid closely queuing with strangers, when will we move on to the more efficient looting stage?