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met on tumblr 5 years ago now we're going to each other's weddings WHAT
congrats to bri and evan❣️❣️
i don’t know why but i’m drunk at the bar i tell boys to listen to hippo campus like it’s my job. so hippo if you’re finding more coin in your pockets you can thank me and give me a raise
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I love when people in 60K cars wanna play road rage with me. My truck is worth $986.13 and my life sucks. I will kill us both. Haha
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Can’t tell if I’m depressed because the sun sets at 4:30 or because everything else in my life is a mess. No way to know
one time in high school a boy took my phone and texted my mom and said i’m constipated and i think about how evil it was all the time




















