A great girl, a very normal human girl.
Kenya
Joined March 2012
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"you can't control your kids in public"
how my mom controlled me in public:
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I fucking knew it was going to be an ornithologist or a crazy birder. Landfills are peak birdwatching because they provide birds with a reliable source of food. the only people who would get off a cruise ship and say "let's go the the landfill" are avid, insane bird lovers.
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I had a patient who came in with vomiting and lethargy, asked her all questions relating to it. I asked her about her last menstrual period.
"last week doc"
She swore she has been celibate for 2 years.
Pregnancy Test Positive. She just laughed 😂😂
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I’m a big believer in making my kids wait. When we go get haircuts I sometimes bring all four even if only two are getting haircuts. 1. because I want to help my wife have some alone time and 2. I want them all to learn how to wait patiently. They’ll sit there without books or screens and rawdog 15-30 minutes. Important to get accustomed to being alone with your thoughts.
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Kenyan celebs are not believing they've spent years staring at people at the mall until they get recognized 🤭
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Being in your 30s is such a fun phase, you know
One day you feel energized all day long after doing something
The next day you wake up questioning your purpose in life, why you’re even still here, and all that existential stuff
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Very nice. Niliwaambia hakunanga formula. Kila mtu atapata siku yake. Mzae hata hajui speed , aliamkaa akaingia kazi na ni ivo atafunga leo mapema 🔥
🚨WATCH: iShowSpeed visits Kenya’s biggest market, Kenyatta Market, where a guide helps him pick out a locally made Kenyan-themed shirt.
He’s told the price is 3,000 Kenyan shillings (around $24) and encouraged to bargain it down — but Speed does the opposite, making the shopkeeper’s day by handing over 20,000 Kenyan shillings (around $150) instead.
