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all due respect and RIP to the victims of the blair witch project. however, I think that the blair witch would detect my vibe and would let me go free, or mayhaps even become my bestie. we could bond over our mutual love of sticks and leaving teeth around
unironically spent the last few weeks being like "ugh, i want to move to New York for all of the big city amenities, public transit and people but i really want to stay in new england. too bad there's not a massive urban center in new england!" until like 3 am this morning
I just found out she's the same lady behind "I'm from wigglesburg" and I lowkey think she might be the mind of our generation
getting a hit tweet once a year for something random is crazy because tell me why bald ann dowd just liked my sadboi posting drunk tweet
if you like kissing boys and see this tweet... lmk xitter.cf/juleeuslee/status/2115…
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Siri, is it a bad sign if, upon entering Taco Bell, the entire staff scream "the taco slut is back"?



























