She/Her • I’m hated by a lot of people with bad hygiene
St Louis, MO
Joined December 2016
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I’m vegetarian, my bestie has celiac, and our other friends can eat whatever the fuck so we do taco nights with corn tortillas which works fine except the time one of them was engaged to someone who was allergic to every pepper. Try finding taco seasoning with no trace of pepper
Things people at work have told me I smell like
- freshly baked cookies
- waffle cones being made at six flags
- funnel cake
- a bakery
Tragic news. The expensive hair product I bought when it was on sale has actually made a huge difference in my hair and I will be buying it full price
I had dog fatigue before there was a word for it because my dumb ass disabled mother has always been adopting huskies that she can’t keep up with, entertain, or train
Have you ever seen an obese husky? I hadn’t until my mother got her hands on one and overfed it and under exercised it.
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Unless you’re indigenous, no American is from America. and where your family came from DOES often affect what type of American you are. Many immigrants created little microcosms of their homeland over here.
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Before something happens: You're paranoid, irrational, unfairly suspicious of men, and treating every man like a potential predator.
After something happens: You're naive, irresponsible, careless with your personal safety, and should have anticipated the danger.
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ALL men benefit from the patriarchy. yes, that includes ALL men of color, poor men, men of the lgbtq, men in 3rd world countries. being a male who is oppressed by racism and/or classism and/or homophobia does not mean you face sex based oppression. all men have male privilege
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dear maria count me in is such a good song it’s a shame that all time low fucking suck
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I'll be damned if all I have to show for this life is a man and some kids.
My dad was a prison guard and he’s exactly the kind of person you’d imagine in that role (racist, controlling, anger issues,etc) and I just remembered that growing up when my brothers and I used any slang he would yell at us because we were “talking like inmates.” Excuse me
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i will block people over saying misandry is just as bad as misogyny because literally what rock are you living under
