Keen cyclist and runner. Enjoy the job I do. Gin lover. The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.

Joined March 2011
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Because someone has to say it. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #ThinBlueLine 🚨
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A group of Bournemouth fans had a spare ticket for the darts tonight. Rather than re-sell it, they noticed a homeless man near the Ally Pally, brought him along with them, are fully paying for his evening, and have sorted him a Travelodge for tonight. Legends the lot of you ❤️
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To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!
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Vote of No Confidence in the CEO of the Police Federation of England and Wales. Follow this account to understand why this petition has been organised👇 @PFEW_Whistle Sign the Petition! chng.it/bZJ6Lf9vYt via @UKChange
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This will never be unfunny... Every time I watch it I burst in laughter 🤣
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Yes Minister on bringing back national service
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Where can you download the version of Whatsapp that politician's use? It has so many features the normal version doesn't seem to have. Like auto delete on witness summons, pre enquiry wipe, incriminating thread expulsion and 'new phone who dis' text napalm. #Sturgeon #Johnson
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The inquiry into the Post Office scandal begins taking evidence today from the Post Office and Fujitsu, whose computer programme Horizon ruined the lives of many innocent people. So far only 4 people have been fully compensated. Here's how HIGNFY dealt with the story in 2021...
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Every 20 minutes, someone is hit by an uninsured or hit-and-run driver - a life changed forever. That's why #OpDriveInsured is back for 2023. With our police colleagues, we're supporting this national week of action to stop dangerous uninsured drivers & make roads safer.
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Not widely known, but a really good reason to tackle uninsured, driving. – at West Midlands, England
Why should we care about uninsured drivers? Because we’re all paying for it. Did you know that law-abiding motorists have to pay part of their premiums to cover uninsured and hit and run collisions? #DriveInsured
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Morning everyone. Here is Monday's cartoon.
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Some of the team will be in the foyer of @Morrisons Brecon tomorrow, raising awareness and funds for @UK_COPS . If your passing please pop by and say hello.
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Coffee morning at HQ, with some help from @WhitfordCoffee and @Tesco Carmarthen. Raising money for @PolUnityTourUK @DyfedPowys
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Dad’s Army is on @BBCTwo 📺 today at an earlier time of 5:25pm this weeks episode “Sgt Wilson’s Little Secret” Give us a like ❤️ and a retweet 🔃 so #DadsArmy fans don’t miss their favourite programme - Will you be watching? bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0077lh…
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As part of our #70YearsOf007 celebrations, we’re giving away 7 prize bundles featuring a copy of Casino Royale & some exclusive branded extras. To enter, follow us & retweet this tweet! Closing date is 21/5/23, & this giveaway is UK only. Full T&Cs here: ianfleming.com/70-years-of-0…
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RIP - Legend
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BREAKING: Bible that Boris Johnson used for oath removed from Westminster after bursting into flames.
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This is utter bunkum!! @BorisJohnson accepted an FPN for said offence, an FPN is an alternative disposal to summons and court!! Boio et al created the rules, other folks paid up as did he!! Guilty as charged!!
I said getting rid of Boris was a mistake from day 1. It wasn’t a party. There’s no evidence he knew of any other wrongdoings The report was conducted by a now labour chief of staff so not independent No other key politician who was found blatantly breaking rules was fined
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“..and just as was replying to Matt Hancock to say how much I admired teachers, I sneezed and accidentally called them a bunch of lazy workshy bastards”
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