@jstretch85

Chief NetBox Officer at @NetBoxLabs · Founder & lead maintainer of @NetBoxOfficial

 Raleigh, NC
netboxlabs.com
Joined October 2018
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My wife has informed me that the marshmallows used to make the sweet potato casserole apparently do not qualify as "Thanksgiving leftovers." I intend to appeal this ruling to a higher court.
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I came here to drink beer and kick ass. And I'm all out--oh wait, there's more. Whoa, lots more. Alright, carry on.
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Have you ever added a VLAN to a trunk and had the terminal stop responding?
*@soiled_plants29 Oct 2025
can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isn’t caffeine, isn’t a nap, isn’t working out, isn’t a snack, and isn’t drugs
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With the amount of technology in this vehicle, it's pretty frustrating how many simple tasks require some variation of the Hokey Pokey to complete. My kingdom for a diagnostics menu.
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NetBox Labs@NetBoxLabs16 Sep 2025
Join our webinar next week for our NetBox 4.4 feature overview! See how background jobs, enhanced logging, and API improvements streamline network operations at scale. Plus get a sneak peek of Custom Objects & branching enhancements. Register here → hubs.ly/Q03JFkZf0
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"Oh no, our product broke! Better blame the network!" Typical.
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@nearcyan18 Sep 2025
Meta AI's live demo failed for the entire minute 😢
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That awkward moment where your blog's theme makes you part of the topology
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NetBox Labs@NetBoxLabs9 Sep 2025
The world's largest networks run on NetBox. We have new roles available across Sales, Product, Engineering, and People. Build technology that powers AI data centers, energy grids, and global enterprises. See all open opportunities here and apply: hubs.ly/Q03HqnbL0
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Might be time to upgrade my Kindle
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NetBox Labs@NetBoxLabs4 Sep 2025
NetBox 4.4 is in GA! Background jobs for bulk operations, advanced job logging, bulk rename capabilities, and config validation with JSON schemas. No breaking changes in this release. Read the full announcement here: hubs.ly/Q03G_2tD0
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Is this not how everyone ends their day?
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Cocaine will not replace developers, but developers USING cocaine will replace developers who don't.
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Thinking about redistricting my backyard to give the adults 100% control despite comprising only 40% of the household population.
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Stop doing IPv6

ALT Stop doing IPv6

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Teddy@toneill928 Aug 2025
Saluting emoji aura collapse between Apple and Microsoft Teams is hard to overstate
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Rhys
@RhysSullivan7 Aug 2025
these gpt-5 numbers are insane 🤯
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NetBox Labs@NetBoxLabs6 Aug 2025
Big news with NetBox Copilot last week! Copilot understands your entire NetBox environment, core models, custom plugins, all within your permissions. Natural language queries, quick exports, all without complex code. We're rolling out access gradually based on waitlist 🔗
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“paula”
@paularambles4 Aug 2025
british developers be like innit()
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Elvis Obi
@TheObiLeonard28 Jul 2025
Gray is a color, while Grey is a colour.
Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀
@thoka_227 Jul 2025
Not gonna lie, to this day, idk the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it
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