Author of "The 10 Principles of Effective Social Media Marketing"-OUT NOW! Freelance social on @InvincibleHQ, @HellaversePrime, @BeastGames and more

Conway, AR
Joined August 2010
My book, "The 10 Principles of Effective Social Media Marketing" is OUT NOW! Get your copy at tinyurl.com/4bzexcd6
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Just got back from seeing “You Can See Everything.” Yeah, I’m gonna need a while to unpack that…but, yeah absolutely brilliant piece of filmmaking
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Social Media Managers when the post they said would flop...flops.
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How cool is this? A former co-worker of mine spotted my book on display in the library of East China Normal University in Shanghai! It makes me unbelievably happy to know my book is in libraries around the world!
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Suddenly, there's a lot of Narnian lore "experts" on my timeline 🙃
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He looks like someone just asked him to use Meta Business Suite...
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I've been a social media manager for 15 years now, which means I've been through people thinking... -my job is not a real job -the boss's 15 year old nephew could do my job -an intern could do my job -AI could do my job We're never going to get the respect we deserve are we?
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$240 just doesn’t buy as much pudding as it used to
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Hello to all my fellow 90’s kids who got this joke…
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I thought this was a cake shop 😏 (Also, support your local comic shop, especially if they aren’t using AI to promote themselves)
Deadass kill your artist dawg
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I'm tired of our world being run by people who don't read.
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Some days, I can't believe I get paid to make horrible puns...and by "horrible puns," I mean freak'n awesome and hilarious puns.
Getting IMPatient? Only one more week until new episodes of Helluva Boss!
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I've read 5 Warhammer novels, painted at least 2 dozen minis, assembled a massive collection of painting supplies...and I still haven't played a game yet. 😂
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I should add, that I'm having a TON of fun with it, though.
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Hey. Arkansan here. Taking my child to school in the dark isn’t an issue. Having to adjust my child’s sleep schedule twice a year is.
No one likes changing the clock, me included, but Congress has enacted permanent Daylight Savings Time multiple times before and repealed it each time once Americans experienced absurdly late sunrises in the winter. Arkansans don’t want their kids going to school in the pitch dark, and I’ll always put Arkansas first.
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I miss the days of social media where you could just start an account called something like "Things my angry neighbor shouts at his cats" and get a 7-figure sitcom deal out of it.
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Arkansans every time we see a Tom Cotton ad...
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The Venn diagram of people who use gen-AI to write LinkedIn posts and the people who think Ayn Rand was a good writer is a circle.
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It's been five years since I last worked as a university social media manager. And as it's highly unlikely I ever will again, here are some hard truths I wrote for @volthighered about higher ed marketing that I can finally get off my chest... voltedu.com/features/lessons…
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Are you really a transparent .png?
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I’m not saying all AI generated content looks like shit. I’m just saying I haven’t seen any that doesn’t. (Cue all the AI bros that will reply “what about this?” and then share the most dog shit looking image you’ve ever seen🙄)
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