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Jordan

@jsmith2494

Lifes a garden, dig it.

Joined November 2011
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So much Murcia in one pic
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4-8. Huge upset if they beat anyone left tbh
SEC Mike (@MichaelWBratton) profile pictureSEC Mike
@MichaelWBrattonOct 25
What is your updated record prediction for 4-4 Texas A&M?
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@AgKnocksOct 24
Marcel said “let me do just enough to not get benched”
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@AgKnocksOct 24
They really just scared Marcel straight bro
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Tits or Ass?
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🧃@NotBondsBurnerOct 24
“Yeah bro I get paid millions to be ass and chase snow bunnies at goodbull”
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Marcel Reed when he saw Brady Hart warming up
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If Texas A&M ends the season at 9-3 and makes the playoffs I will force myself to gain so much weight that by the start of the 2027 cfb season I will weigh as much as Mike Elko (350).
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But there was a time
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@NFLOct 20
This duo 😮‍💨 WASvsSF on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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"Marcel, drops back to pass"
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Me in my new Tesla
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Drug tests are funny. The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday. The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
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Maybe i should've taken that to the grave 🤭
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“Dad what was it like before 2020 when there was no Indians around”
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Pov: Leaving the bar at 2am in my Tesla Roadster
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@stevensongsOct 16
When someone carjacks your new Tesla.
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*Slow driver in left lane* Me in the new Tesla Roadster
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Every time I see this 😂😂😂💀
Clip Master (@Clip_Master__) profile pictureClip Master
@Clip_Master__Oct 14
She thought she was the main character
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@xAviationOct 16
How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing
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You ever stretch so good you moan like a faggot?
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@TexAgsOct 12
Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko addresses his postgame comments:
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Jimmy G
@jimmygardsOct 11
Johnny. We get it. You partied. Time for the next chapter.
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@katsuxbtOct 10
Johnny Manziel says he drank lean thinking his birthday gave him a free pass from drug testing, only to fail a test the very next day “I’ll never forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne Bowe. 2015 in Cleveland, on my birthday, we went out, and he mixed up some lean, a couple cups of lean.” “And of course, I didn’t think they would test me the day after my birthday. I come in, like, December 7th, yada yada, fail my second test for promethazine.”
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