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DIY enthusiast w/ day job. Drums for @maxsassband and the guy from Circular Reference. https://xitter.cf/t.co/aGeNKgNgo5

Wichita, KS
Joined July 2013
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Happy mother's Day.
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Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over
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Joe Simpson retweeted
Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken
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Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Joe Simpson retweeted
hey so btw the fact that people don’t enjoy working to survive until they die is not a “women hate that we gave them human rights!!!” thing, it’s a “capitalism is making everyone miserable by requiring an ungodly level of productivity in order to afford basic necessities” thing.
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Joe Simpson retweeted
“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you
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Joe Simpson retweeted
In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".
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"Yeah man, our band is really influenced by The Cranberries, Duster and Deftones, it sounds like nothing else in the heavy shoegaze scene."
80s Tim Walz looks like half the mfers in my timeline
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"tom cruise does his own stunts" ok? so do i. i just have fewer stunts to do. fewer stunts are being asked of me
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A sad individual who will never understand that to love is to surrender all fear of embarrassment to the act of loving:
calling your partner "my love" is cringe.
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Joe Simpson retweeted
just when i think im out she pulls me right back IN
MOO DENG’S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LEAF 🥹
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Best thing I've seen all day
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I don’t even know how to start to describe this morning along my local river… so I’ll let the photos do the talking!
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morning shift:
help we found this abandoned on the side of the road at 3am last night and now the cat is obsessed with it
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Bjork punching that reporter would’ve put all of you nerds in the hospital for a week
hate to say it but she’s not gonna make it very long as a top name in the industry
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