It's dad jokes all the way down

Joined January 2007
Jonathan Schwarz retweeted
Great day for @TownOfLexMA teams at the First Lego League event in Melrose—both teams made it to states, the boys placed first for innovation and the girls for exhibiting core values! #proudmom
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Nice job @SchoolHastings on another #bikebus! And, thank you to @RideShimano and Battle Road Bikes for handing out the Ridebook! Thank you @LexingtonPolice and @smmurtagh @jschwarz and to all the parents and students!
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Thanks to @LexBikeWalkBus, @LexingtonPolice, and all our @SchoolHastings volunteers for such a successful ride today!
Happy Bike, Walk and Roll to School Day! The @SchoolHastings bike train covered 2.5 miles in perfect fall weather! These kids are amazing. #BikeBus #BikeTrain
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Jonathan Schwarz retweeted
First @SchoolHastings bike train of the year! We appreciate the adults who made time to ride with us and keep kids safe, the students who dug deep to climb Mass Ave, and the continued support from @LexBikeWalkBus and @LexingtonPolice as we help the kids commute car free.
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First day back at @SchoolHastings - 2nd and 5th grade!
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So fucking mad right now. Men, now is not the time to be silent. This is not just an issue for women, but all of us. Donate to action funds, get a vasectomy, be an active ally.
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Jonathan Schwarz retweeted
Last day of school and a bike train parade to @SchoolHastings! Thank you @LexBikeWalkBus and @LexingtonPolice for helping these kids roll to the last day in style.
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What a great bike train to @SchoolHastings! Thanks to @LexingtonPolice and @LexBikeWalkBus for all the help
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The real sign of small town fame is apparently not that we were in the paper but the sheer number of people who told us they saw us in the paper today
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Welcome back to “Is it COVID or seasonal allergies”, round 3
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Ski buddy
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There is no better icebreaker than being the family who rides their kids everywhere on cargo bikes
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None of my local stores carry my beloved Mango La Croix so I mail order six cases at a time like a totally normal person
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Jonathan Schwarz retweeted
And they’re off! Happy first day of school to everyone @SchoolHastings !
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Curious that my child tax credit check arrived the same day as the LEGO for grownups catalog
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What is the dadliest thing you do? (nb: do not need to be a dad or a dude to do dad things) I think mine is that I like to check the tire pressure on the car before we drive anywhere > an hour
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Good morning to everyone except the music teacher who decided that today was the right time to start recorder lessons for my daughter’s remote class
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Decision Desk HQ projects that @JoeBiden has won Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes for a total of 273. Joe Biden has been elected the 46th President of the United States of America. Race called at 11-06 08:50 AM EST All Results: results.decisiondeskhq.com/2…
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Jonathan Schwarz retweeted
Interrupting your doom scrolling with some puddle stomping.
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Our two year old calls his stuffed Wookie “Chewboppa” and that’s a real bright spot for me these days
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