I build stuff.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2007
It’s officially #ParticipatoryBudgeting Vote Week! We hosted a fun family-friendly expo at Powerhouse Arts in Gowanus and LOVED seeing our neighbors show up for local democracy. GO VOTE!😎 📌D39 poll sites: council.nyc.gov/shahana-hani… 📌Vote online: vote.pbnyc.org – at Gowanus, Brooklyn
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Jimmy Schementi retweeted
Forget about the online whiteboard, the Intelligent Canvas is here. The next big disruption for work happens today and the open beta is available to all Freehand users, starting now. Ready to see just how much a canvas can do? youtu.be/WB0y7D5MPgU
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@PBnyc39 PB expo at Park Slope Armory until 5 pm! Stop by and vote! #participatorybudgeting
🚨Event alert🚨 Product showcase: The new InVision Join Chief Product Officer, @jjchow, SVP, Design, @stephmencarelli, and special guests on 3/9 at 1pm ET to learn how InVision is helping put collaboration at the heart of every workflow💥 Register here: invisionapp.info/3p9A8Ed
Jimmy Schementi retweeted
*pulling my hair out and screaming* Tumblr. You just made Tumblr. It's just Tumblr all over again!
what if we could write custom css for our twitter profiles to resemble ourselves✨ seeing a completely different design when navigating to someone's profile would be so lovely
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Something I've learned while in law school is about the social construction of crime. I work in a legal clinic on wage theft cases, where employers have "improperly paid" workers by not paying, paying below min wage, withholding overtime, paid sick time, etc. 1/
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you: coding with a monospaced font like a pleb me, an intellectual:
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I just read this in Xcode: "partial apply forwarder for reabstraction thunk helper" ...Thanks?...
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Git implemented in 1,000 lines of JavaScript by @maryrosecook: gitlet.maryrosecook.com/docs…
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West Coast: "I'm awesome! You're awesome! (If you disagree I will destroy you.)" East Coast: "Eh, your thing sucks, but all things suck. The world sucks. We are all fallible humans in this together."
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Google HR is pure evil and thinking of other companies replicating it makes me shudder. The HR experience is often even worse than what one would complain to HR about. I’d like to know what their training is like cause it feels like they have a PhD in psychological manipulation.
Most def. It’s still out there. And it’s a product of the damage Google did in advertising their HR as data backed and infallible.
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So many folks (esp. the media) are missing the complete backstory on $GME and how we got here. This has been simmering for over a year and the story behind it is great. I’ve been tracking this since September and devoured all of the details from the origin through today.
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As a Jew whose family is markedly smaller because my grandfather's family members were all killed by the Nazis in the Holocaust, and as a software engineer who uses @github every day at work, I am appalled and sickened by this. "Nazi" is not a slur.
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Finally, four years too late.
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It’s now safe to turn off your computer.
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Am crowdsourcing a list of federal laws that might have been violated today (feel free to add). Possibilities from quickly reading 18 USC (in no particular order): 1) 18 USC 2383: Rebellion or Insurrection 2) 18 USC 2384: Seditious Conspiracy 1/n
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I fixed a toilet handle today, and now everywhere online thinks I’m a plumber.
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