Football coach & umpire. Employed by FedEx Home Delivery. Longtime Packer, Oriole, & Habs fan.

Branford, Ct
Joined June 2009
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Happy birthday, Cakes 🥞
41
98
14
1,359
24,271
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Replying to @Orioles
@Orioles have the dumbest fucking manager in baseball & it's not even close! Better wake up, @DM_Rubenstein! #Orioles fans have had enough of this ineptitude. Fan off the street could manage the team better than this moron. You think you're "embarrassed" now; wait 'til next year!
1
1
4
158
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Happy birthday, Samuel 🥳
31
74
17
1,412
40,210
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
The Orioles need a change of scenery BAD! They need a new voice in that locker room. Alby has lost the locker room and everyone on that team knows he ain’t fit for this job. #birdland
39
8
4
198
29,340
I want to say it loud and clear: I don’t give a FUCK about prospects anymore. I’ve spent 8 years caring about the “best farm system in baseball.” The @orioles have proven time after time they can’t develop young talent. So prospects are worthless. Fuck you @MElias. #FireElias
7
14
1
154
5,268
There will be a parade when this fucking lying over his head unqualified con man loses his job.
Mike Elias says #Orioles decided to sell but still considers the team a playoff contender
4
3
46
6,802
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Today officially puts the nail in the coffin for the “Mike Elias Era”. - You have failed the rebuild - You have failed the fans #birdland
60
139
7
1,035
21,765
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Genuinely why are you guys hyped about prospects. What has Mike Elias done for you to think they will pan out and be a key part of this team. It’s always about the future with this team man. We wanna win NOW! #birdland
40
50
4
373
14,266
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
FUCK MIKE ELIAS!!!!!! YOU ARE A FAILURE!!!! GET OUT OF MY CITY
20
68
1
635
19,836
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Phillies have turned their walks into runs. #Orioles stranded all theirs, and they did it because Craig Albernaz decided to hit Leody Tavares in the 5-hole. What in the wide world of @sigmejdal’s analytics could possibly suggest that? That’s the entire story of this loss.
4
2
14
1,759
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
When Santander left they should have given the RF job to Heston to see what they had. Now the fact the Orioles platoon everyone who knows what would have happened but he should have been the starting RF
35
3
1
83
10,388
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
This team is genuinely terrible, they can’t finish games for shit. I’m so sick of this. Have to fight tooth and nail to win games that should be smooth sailing. This team is a joke. Yea they won but it was absolutely brutal after Rodgers came out. Defense sucks, lineup sucks (outside of a couple players) Should be up 2-0 in this series and go for the series tmr but bad teams find ways to lose and they are great at that. Nothing is gonna change until something changes up front. This clown of a show we are watching every night. #birdland
9
8
50
3,235
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Effectively every Orioles game is just whether the Orioles can come back from being down 5 runs
15
45
4
794
14,903
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Mike Elias is running out of chances.
23
12
1
191
10,040
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Mike Elias said one of the goals of the off-season was to acquire a "top of the rotation arm". He said that. We aren't putting words in his mouth. As of right now, he failed to do that. Call it what it is. Im tired of some of you coddling this guy.
13
6
108
4,464
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Thank you….appreciate the kind words! Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes! Hey #Birdland @Orioles ⚾️ coming fast! #LetsGeauxOs
All of us at The Battery would like to wish @realbenmcdonald a very happy birthday! 🎉 Ben has been awesome in the interactions we've had with him over the last couple years. A genuinely good guy. Hope you had a great day, Ben! 🙏🏻 #Birdland #baltimorebattery #Orioles #LetsGoOs
17
8
178
18,618
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Happy 80th birthday, Cakes 🥞
16
58
10
408
44,144
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
The Orioles seem to want to be a “fiscally responsible” (whatever that means) team. No crazy long term deals (yet) but in last two seasons they have given Kimbrel (13M), Morton (15M),& Sugano(13M). That’s $41 million with no return(yet). How responsible is that??
45
31
3
303
22,276
Jim Santomassimo retweeted
Wow, imagine how much worse we’d be if Holliday and Kjerstad faced those lefties instead
Jorge Mateo and Ramón Laureano are now a combined 1-for-23 to start the season.
33
93
4
1,122
90,200