@jsaka

You catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!

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Joined June 2009
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I just got hit on by a ladyboy at Route 66. He had gigantic toes. Dead giveaway 馃槃
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Ok I relinquished this cuuuute German/Thai chickie to my friend cuz I don't live here. But I'm suffering looking at them. 馃ゲ
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Getting high off Thai menthols #glorious
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I love it here. Fishing with dynamite 24/7. 馃槃
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Cannot be mogged at these Asia clubs. 馃槃
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Dope & Dirty is too dark. I can't see face cards. 馃様
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Shiet pops off at 1am here. That's when guys and girls drop the front and start to mingle (aggressively) 馃槃
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I lost my only lollipop at the club. Geezus 馃槧
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Earplugs are a MUST at Asia nightclubs. Without them, your eardrums are murdered.
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Shenzhen humidity is oppressive but really good for the skin!
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Vacation flings are so bittersweet 馃ズ
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Trying to determine which group below that some of my friends fall into. 馃え
Haz Al-Din 馃嚪馃嚭
@InfraHazApr 8
The 15% of Americans who still genuinely support Trump are - Zionist Jews, Iranian diaspora, Gusanos, other reactionary foreign tethers - Menopausal Males (Gen X/Soylennial) whose performative cruelty is overcorrection for dwindling testosterone levels - Evangelical Retards
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To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala鈥檚 top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace.
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Got the entire row for my 14 hour flight from BKK to Vancouver. My cup overfloweth! 馃檶
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I just received a semi inclusive body massage from a dude while I was taking a piss just now. It was enjoyable. 馃槃
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Fishing with dynamite here. #godmode
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So glad I brought earplugs to this nightclub. My ears are thanking me. 馃槃
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Main impressions of China: 1) Major smoking problem 2) Very technologically advanced 3) Clean and modern cities
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Was switched from middle seat to aisle seat for my 13 hour flight to Seoul. 馃檶
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