John Roberson (@jroberson151) | teapawt

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`@literaturelisaOct 18

A girl just said she tried to get rejected 1000 times in 2025 and ended up being cast in plays, winning pageants, securing hella paid brand deals, and appearing in commercials.This is your sign to chase rejection to the point of "accidental" success. You'll be surprised.

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@jroberson151Oct 15

Dad wanted to be a park ranger but he became a banker to take care of the family He still spent tons of time outdoors and our trips were always to land somewhere Retired in his 50s and bought acreage on a rural lake that he basically turned into a beautiful park Thank you Dad

Wandering around an office in a bland corporate setting and had to take a photo of this piece. Something bleak about it. People grinding out their lives for entries in a database they can spend to forget they have to grind out their lives.

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@jroberson151Oct 15

Women's fashion trends are about other women Men are secondary (at most)

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@jroberson151Oct 6

Mfw homeless guy mumbling on repeat, "Why should anyone look like Charlie Day?"

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@jroberson151Oct 6

Ambient AI that helps your kid when he zones out during homework so he can finish and go play Works for adults doing projects too

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@jroberson151Oct 1

Have your fourth kid. Go into debt if you have to.

@mattraglandSep 30

Have your fourth kid. Go into debt if you have to. I did (and got out) 😆

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@jroberson151Oct 1

Guy I know says the market can only go up in the next 12 months He's the guy who's most always wrong when it really counts Hmm

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@jroberson151Oct 1

Same guy says tradfi isn't gonna get transitioned to tokenization & betting markets

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@jroberson151Sep 29

Modernity's "freedom from" mentality -- dissolve all constraints & rules -- is falling apart in real time, at every level It depended on constraints that were supplied invisibly -- here, speed of human web use Next: a world built in the idiom of "freedom for" not "freedom from"

The rise of agents will kill the open internet. Whether from spam, kyc, or hyper regulation. The private internet is coming. So the real question is, “Why aren’t you on Urbit, yet?”

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@jroberson151Sep 29

Social media is another example The scale, speed, and specificity of shame, envy, and gossip destroys the too-open soul

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@jroberson151Sep 29

We do this once a year at friends' houses and recommend Say, do Twelfth Night on Twelfth Night itself, the end of the 12 days of Christmas Comedy of Errors - April Fool's Macbeth - Halloween Tempest - Michaelmas Merry Wives - May Day Hamlet - All Souls Midsummer Night's Dream - Midsummer Eve Much Ado - Valentine's Julius Caesar - Ideas of March Henry V - St Crispin's

@emmma_camp_Sep 28

You can just do things: putting on a production of Much Ado About Nothing with your friends edition.

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@jroberson151Sep 29

All four of our boys were c-sections They told me to stay behind the curtain and look at my wife's face Instead I stepped right around. They couldn't stop me It was AWESOME. They cut her up, pulled out her womb, laid it on her stomach, and out popped a baby. 10/10 recommend

@thegenesisbl0ckSep 27

I don’t think men should watch you give birth. They’ll inevitably see you differently, no matter what they say. It weirds them out a little. Go on a hunting trip with the boys or something.

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@jroberson151Sep 28

Wow my assistant is in tears after calling @LoroPiana to ask if they know how to get replacement lenses for a pair of sunglasses "No sorry" is fine, bullying a young woman is not Will not buy from them again, have been a customer for 10 years

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@jroberson151Sep 28

This place fixed it for her in 90 seconds btw Service rep could've just said that places like this exist Never keep shopping somewhere after they get popular on hbo, apparently... vadajewelry.com/

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@jroberson151Sep 28

Definition of an exceptional employee, 2026 AD: Giving you the work > giving you the prompt

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@jroberson151Sep 21

Tomahawk pork chops and pork ribs with extra belly Smoke the chops 60 minutes with applewood and a little hickory, use balsamic and honey, sear hard at the end. Smoke the ribs, smothered in mustard and brown sugar -- standard 3:2:1 method Remember to salt overnight!

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@jroberson151Sep 18

Me, in shorts no shirt no shoes, sipping steaming cup of tea: Finally it's comfortable in this house! Wife, holding glacier-climbing pick-axe:

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@jroberson151Sep 16

Fable5 seemed like a beefier, hungrier version of what came before Astra feels like something new

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John Roberson retweeted

@jroberson151Sep 16

Replying to @AgustinLebron3

They should put the models in air-gapped networks in the desert off-grid and study model behavior in all sorts of weird scenarios Develop antibodies / counters

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