Na only una day ever see these things. Low key president. All his reforms need special glasses to see Man of vision Ewwww

Omooo Madness just rampant these days oo

Obi is the only opposition

Awwwwnnnnn... Master analyst. Mr. Clairvoyant... The ultimate predictor Abeg, who will win Premier league?? Make I check something

My CFO told me we were losing $14k a week. She seemed really worried, so I had to step in. I opened Slack and typed one message to the entire company. "Have we tried making more money" 37 people read it. Nobody replied. I took the silence as contemplation. 3 weeks later we were down $22k a week. Nobody had tried making more money. I sent the message again. This time I added a question mark. We're now down $8k a week. You see, punctuation matters in business.

We actually got into YC without applying. Here's how: My co-founder and I applied 6 times over 3 years. We got 6 rejection emails. Each one more detailed than the last, which somehow made it worse. Last year we decided to stop. We're aware that the YC acceptance rate is lower than Harvard. At some point you have to be honest with yourself. We decided to just spend all our time building and making our product better. Then 3 weeks ago, we got an email. We hadn't applied for anything. Somehow, we got in. Yorkshire Connect (YC). A co-working space in Leeds. We got member lounge access. Dedicated desk Tuesdays and Thursdays. Free coffee until 11am. 20% off printing. We got all this even without applying. Honestly, we didn't apply because we didn't know it existed. Apparently our office address was in their catchment area and we were automatically enrolled. Still... We couldn't have asked for more. We spent 3 years trying to get into YC. Turns out we just needed the right postcode.

Last month, I fired our entire sales team, and now revenue is down 54%. Honestly, I'd do it again. They were too comfortable. No hunger. I needed hungry people. So I had to let them go. I threw them a farewell pizza party. When the delivery guy arrived, he looked me dead in the eyes and asked if he could have a slice. I hired him on the spot. He started on Monday as a replacement for the entire team. Sales are down 54% mainly because he can't operate a MacBook. But that boy wanted a slice of my pizza more than my entire sales team ever wanted to close a deal. That's real hunger. And it told me everything I needed to know.

I spent 4 hours a day on Reddit to get my first 57 customers. Here's exactly what I learned (and what I'd do differently). For context, I was bored on all the startup and business subreddits. So I joined the fun parts like r/gardening, r/divorce, and r/AmITheAsshole. Every time someone had a problem, I jumped in with a solution. Someone's tomatoes weren't growing. I had a fix. Someone's husband wouldn't listen. I had a fix. Someone asked if they were wrong for eating their roommate's yogurt. I SOMEHOW HAD A FIX. 57 people DMed me asking to hear more. I promised all of them a demo. I should mention I didn't have a single product. I now have 57 demos scheduled across 31 days for 57 completely different problems across 19 completely different industries. I've asked Claude Code to build all 57 and make no mistakes. Should be done by Thursday. What would I do differently? Nothing. This is just what sales looks like.

My brother just raised $2M and still owns 100% of his company. People always ask how he did it. Don't worry, I'll tell you. It started with his LinkedIn. He spent 3 years building his network to 314,000 followers before he ever mentioned the company. He never pitched anything. Just kept posting, connecting, commenting, showing up. By the time he was ready, people already knew who he was. He built his initial investor pipeline through a GoFundMe for 2,000 wells in Kenya. From there, it was all about the follow-up. And the follow up was where he was truly exceptional. Personal emails. Coffee meetings. He remembered birthdays, children's names, and anniversaries. Every single person in his network felt like his closest friend. By the time he reached out to anyone, the relationship was already there. No one really cared about the money. The 100% equity was the real masterstroke. Most founders give away too much too early out of desperation. My brother never felt desperate because he never needed to. His network was his leverage. He successfully convinced 1,814 hardworking individuals through LinkedIn to give him over $2M for his well project. Then he took that money as pre-seed to build his AI-powered synergy optimisation platform for B2B micro-decisions. 2 years of relationship building. $2M raised. 100% ownership retained. The wells were never built, but does that really matter?

my AI generated image of the day the Prompt: "scene": "casual 2010s phone selfie; unintentional snapshot", "subject": { "type": "adult woman (idol vibe)", "age_range": "20s", "hair": "straight or simple ponytail", "makeup": "glossy lips, eyeliner highlight", "jewelry": "small hoops, thin chain, bracelets" }, "wardrobe": { "top": "basic tee or camisole", "bottom": "denim shorts or mini skirt", "footwear": "sneakers or ankle boots", "notes": "everyday outfit, not styled" }, "pose": { "angle": "mirror selfie FULL BODY", "body": "standing, weight on one hip", "hands": "phone in one hand; other relaxed or in pocket", "framing": "HEAD-TO-SHOES, feet visible, not cropped" }, "camera": { "device": "iPhone 4/5 era", "flash": "on (harsh LED) with mirror glare", "orientation": "vertical", "aspect_ratio": "4:3", "distance": "2–3 m from mirror to capture full body", "focus": "soft; slight hand-shake blur" }, "look": { "texture": "grainy digital noise; mild JPEG artifacts", "sharpness": "low; soft focus", "color": "cool indoor white balance; blown highlights from flash", "effects": "subtle vignette; cheap filter vibe" }, "background": { "environment": "bedroom or bathroom; clutter allowed; visible floor", "props": "framed mirror; phone visible" }, "style": { "genre": "lo-fi Y2K/2010s snapshot", "authenticity": "imperfect candid moment" }, "ban": [ "studio lighting", "DSLR/bokeh look", "cinematic grading", "spotless staged room", "logos/brand text", "nsfw", "cropped feet" ], "output": { "count": 1, "size": "1200x1600", "safety": "strict" }, "variants": [ { "name": "timer_fullbody", "angle": "rear camera on dresser, timer; subject centered, both hands visible" } ]

"I only use MacBooks" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

what's the weirdest question you've ever asked chatgpt? me: "why can't you just be more human?"

How much is facebook worth again?

what city is the UK "Silicon Valley"?

alright listen, I don’t usually make posts like this, but this feels like some kind of new scam i need to warn you about I came out of a supermarket and headed to my car except my car wasn’t where I left it it had been moved to a closer parking spot. not only that... - the license plate looked different - the car model looked different - and there was a screaming woman in the front seat so what did I do? I broke the window to get in yeah that’s how weird this got now i don’t fully understand how this scam works but i’m telling you there are a lot of weirdos out there stay alert and be careful

is Grok actually good? because I always see all these record-breaking benchmarks here on X... and nowhere else

a lot of startup founder arguments are simply about... whether the company dog should be on the About Us page.

most founder arguments are simply about... who has to talk to the angry customer

shitposting 101

chatgpt has done it again👀 incase you thought it wasn't possible, Christantus Uche and Fábio Silva wrote the same farewell message to their fans💔 keep this in mind when you decide to go "chatgpt, write my pitch deck"