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Digital strategist, huge @Cardinals fan, supporter of quality BBQ, and basset hound owner. Any views expressed are my own.

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
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This photo is not getting nearly as much attention as it should.
Hahaha. Democrat @RepKatiePorter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican from Georgia, holds her smart phone with former US President Donald Trump on the line, as Rep. Matt Rosendale, a Republican from Montana, waves it off during a meeting of the 118th Congress in the House Chamber on Friday. #SpeakerVote
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You asked for it. For $218 you can be #SpeakerOfThePub & enjoy: • 2 Buckets of Bud/Bud Light • 8 Shots of Whiskey • 1 Bottle of Wine • 1 Bottle of Fancy Champagne • Platter of Totchos • "Speaker of the Pub" Gavel Available today & until a Speaker of the House is elected!
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#DECISION2022: In Virginia's House District 10, incumbent Jennifer Wexton will hold onto her seat, NBC News projects. nbc4dc.com/aic159w
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Ted Drewes' custard for life. ow.ly/WPRe50KoiNI
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My book (working title: Sedition Hunters) will examine how the sprawling FBI manhunt for the Capitol rioters, aided by a smorgasbord of tech-savvy sleuths, will reshape the bureau and 21st century law enforcement. DMs are open. Signal in bio. Get in touch. #SeditionHunters
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SWEEEEEEP OF THE PADRES!! 8 WINS IN A ROW!! THE BIRDS ARE ON 🔥🔥🔥
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Adam Wainwright to you, fans of the St. Louis Cardinals: "I know that we played some wretched ball throughout this year ... Thanks for sticking with us, too. I know it’s been frustrating. We’ve been frustrating for you, but we love you. Glad you’re back."
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This time it's good. Washington wins 30-29 @wtop
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“A barbecue in every yard” is the new “A chicken in every pot."
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I'm not sunsetting this because I think the pandemic is done. Far from it. Mainly the time commitment, wider availability of state and federal-level data and increasing focus on vaccines—as there should be! Speaking of which, I built a vaccine tracker: wtop.com/coronavirus/2021/02…
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#SuperBowl Pastrami. 12 hours on the smoker before today’s snowstorm
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We had to do our pastrami yesterday. Not the same things
Every year I do Super Bowl ribs on a Weber I convert to a smoker. This year though the weather isn’t cooperating....😔
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Up next: President Joe Biden announces the pork roll, egg, & cheese as the national breakfast sandwich #CelebratingAmerica
This concert is 100 percent Jersey so far and I am here for it.
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“Folks” is going to be the FREE SPACE on your bingo card for awhile. #PresidentElectJoe
I’m not stress baking. YOU’RE stress baking!!
OMG. I’m glad I wasn’t alone in the unsolicited doughnut text
cool good to see not going anywhere in six months is paying off financially
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At some point somebody's got to be your innings eater. You can't Tony LaRussa this game in the first inning.
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Nothing prepares you more to give a fervent speech to an empty room than spending time in the U.S. Senate
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