Joined June 2012
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Real life, baby
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Just filled up my coworkers Darth Vader Pez dispenser I gave him w an addy
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Gotta keep a bullet in the chamber
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In dire times of bad accountants not hiding the money trail well enough, Hire me @ManCity
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life.
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Dallas sports fans hearing the phrase "late-night trade"
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just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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There’s gotta be a huge market for dentists & orthodontists in Louisiana
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I can’t stop laughing
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Scored a hat trick in indoor like d4 coed and hit a belt to ass celebration on mailman and lunch ladies
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SUCK THAT REBEL DICK @Lane_Kiffin
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There’s pics that go hard, and then there’s this one. 😤🥶
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You can’t out Cheba the Hut
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I’m a retired brain surgeon and I wanna tell you why you feel like life is passing by. I just need one minute to explain this to you so hang in there. Repetitive daily routines stop the brain from recording clear detailed memories. When every day looks the same, your brain does not track time the same as a clock does. It tracks change. If nothing new happens then days, months, and years start to blur together. This is know as Time compression. When life lacks variety, your brain compresses past days together, making it feel like time is sped up. To stop feeling like life is passing you by, add new experiences to your life. Break routine habits, like changing your daily home routine, taking a different route to work, or trying a new hobby. Schedule small trips or plan new adventures so your days do not blend together. Practice mindfulness by staying fully focused on what you are doing right now and not trying to race off to the next task. Keep a journal and write down happy memories or memorable parts of the day before you go to sleep. Take deep, calm breaths when you feel anxious or rushed to return your focus to the moment. You can and you will retrain your brain to not feel like life is passing you by by following these few simple measures.
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Now that’s how a white boy runs the football
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Tax son or Audit daughter?
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Every new bride I’ve seen this entire year posts the Where is my husband song
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why do guys have bad handwriting?? like just write better????
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Odessey this Odessey that… Odessey some hoes every so often
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